一百岁

Katherine 

[nevver]

Share the road

[nevver]

Fortune cookie, IG : itsPeteski

[katdmesser]

british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!

americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop

[charlesoberonn]

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

[artigust]

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

[charlesoberonn]

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

[old-manrupee]

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

[charlesoberonn]

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

[erinye]

This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!! 

[charlesoberonn]

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

[vvvvaporwavebby]

bonus points if daffy and donald are included as major celebs

[nothisistiffany]

hijabi make-up artist. amazing!

[strangeasanjles-deactivated2019]

WHAT.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

hey microsoft, here’s a tip, don’t make such fucking creepy ads you weirdos

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

microsoft gonna help me transcend into cybernetic godhood

[priceofliberty]

[notafurrybutjudyhoppscangetit]

[quotemadness]

You’re in love with impossibility.

Sophocles (via quotemadness)

[spacetravelco]

[nyctaeus]

if u are ever in a bad mood just remember when bob ross put squirrels in his shirt pocket so they could watch him work in the joy of painting

[bonesandcrows-deactivated202211]

What did we do to deserve him

[thebestoftumbling]

Bill Nye reading mean tweets 

[birdyally-deactivated20151029]

“Now I don’t know exactly how trippy ‘fuck’ is but I imagine it’s excessively”

[nevver]

That was then, this is now.

[spoclcers-archive]

[madlori]

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

[helpivefallenandrefusetogetup-d]

We only have seven days to left reblog this joke

[sixpenceee]

Taiwanese company Charm Villa designed these magical tea bags that transform into convincing goldfish after sitting in hot water.

[awesome-picz]

Today Is National Take Your Dog To Work Day.

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

they are working very hard and I am proud of them

[nevver]

Hogwarts animated, Amanda Penley

[jkjoykim]