Me @ myself when my own fictional men are sad:
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Me @ myself when my own fictional men are sad:
The fucking legendary WAIT to fake bomb them to show them you knew the whole time.
Legend.
i love that there was definitely an intelligence briefing where someone in charge heard that there was a fake airfield in progress and went, "...hey you know what would be funny?" and then everyone else agreed it was indeed SO funny that they would devote man-hours and a sizable log to making a fake bomb to drop on it while being only somewhat busy fighting a war, but never too busy for a funny craft project
Corporatism is not capitalism.
Oooh, yes THANK YOU FOR THIS!
Sooooooo many people on this site seem to think that capitalism just means “aggressive greed” and nothing more or it somehow means corporatism.
Capitalism is just the freedom to have and use money as we see fit! It’s the freedom to own and run a business as a private citizen. That’s… really all it is.
The confusion is more understandable for people who speak English as a second language and have gotten their definition of capitalism only from Communists and from non-Communists that Communists have told them to distrust.
Weirdest food from every state in the US.
I’m trying to figure out how a Butter Burger is “weird.”
It’s just a burger where they’ve put a little butter on the bun. Like, not even a lot – just a touch. Putting butter on bread is “weird” in what world.
Wisconsin has the fucking CANNIBAL SANDWICH and they think a BUTTER BURGER is the weird one?
Nebraska, hot beef sundae sounds like a sex thing.
Peanut soup is delicious. - A Virginian
wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
Eh. I’d take the freak out. I could die in my home office and no one would notice until I’d missed a deadline with the possible exception of my favorite barista who doesn’t even know my last name, much less where to find my body.
Like I had a choice?
clearly, this comes from someone who read Akatsuki No Yona, no doubt
For real
It just be like sometimes
in case you needed to hear it today:
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal