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Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind
Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)
Feels like home, y’know?
Just thought I’d make this comparison
*BEAT DROPS*
jUST GONNA LEAVE THIS HERE
sweet pea: [walking in smiling] sorry i'm late i was doing stuff.
jughead: [noticeably disheveled] HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.
A series of Brooklyn 99 gifs to symbolise my feelings towards Riverdale
Piggy Back Rides from Sweet Pea Would Include:
*NOT MY GIF*
You, Sweet Pea, Fangs, and Toni would probably be walking back to the Wyrm after swimming at the quarry all day.
It would be really hot and you would be exhausted from goofing off with your friends.
“Baby, can I have a piggyback ride?”
“Hell no.”
“PLEASEEEEEE”
Y’all arguing about it for a min or two
“Lazy ass, jump on.”
You smiling triumphantly as you got on his back.
His hands grabbing your thighs
OoOoOhHhHhH mY gOd
Your legs wrapped around his waist
Leaving small kisses on his neck as he walked
Running your hands through his hair while he continued to walk
Him pretending to drop you which would make you scream
Which would make everyone else laugh
You’d eventually jump down
Honestly it would probably end up being a game of tag at the end
Him smacking your ass as he tags you causing you to turn around to face the tall serpent
Him winking at you afterwards
Idk what this was but it just what I imagine happening 🤷🏻♀️
Sweet pea being there for you while you’re having a bad day would include:
•You and sweet pea had been texting all during class and even though it was only texting, sweet pea could tell that your tone was off
•when you told him you were having a bad day he practically lost it
•no way was he having you upset
•as soon as he read the text, he blurted out “What?! Damn it!” Everyone looked at him as he stormed out of class but he didn’t care
•he found you by your locker when you should have been in science class
•it was so unlike you to skip a class so sweet pea then realized how upset you were for whatever reason
•he brought you outside and the two of you just started walking away from school, sweet pea trying to get you to speak
•”Do you want to talk about it?”
•”No.”
•After walking for god knows how long, the two of you ended up at pop’s where he treated you to lunch as always
•Instead of sitting across from you, sweet pea sat right next to you, letting you rest your head on his chest while he played with your hair
•When the food came and you claimed that you weren’t even hungry, shit was about to go down
•A Pops milkshake was always the cure to your bad moods, so sweet pea was literally flipping out on the inside, worrying his head off
•In all the years he had known you, he had never seen you so upset before
•Sweet pea got the pop’s to go and the two of you walked back to school where you got on his bike and went back to his trailer
•Sweet pea’s phone was buzzing with texts from toni, fangs and jughead all wondering where he had gone and if he had heard from you as none of them had
•He didn’t answer any of them as he was determined to get you smiling again
•Sweet pea practically dragged you back to his room in the quaint trailer as he plopped down on his bed, patting the empty space next to himself for you to join him
•” You want me to What? Go to sleep?” You teased, trying to lighten your own mood
•”you need to relax. Lie down with me, princess.”
•The two of you were cuddled up on his bed as he started playing with your hair again, doing anything he could to get you to tell him what was going on, just so he could help you as much as he could
•Nothing was working so he started doing what he did best
•And that was making a complete dumb fool of himself
•”did I ever tell you about the time me and fogarty snuck out in the middle of the night wearing dresses?”
•”I was the one who dared the two of you to that.” You scoffed
•literally nothing sweet pea was doing could seem to cheer you up
•Until he finally knew what he could do
•”Here.” He says, tossing you one of his oversized shirts. “Put this On.”
•”What?”
•”Put it on.” He shrugged. “If there’s one way I know to get you feeling better, It’s this. Trust me.”
•”I don’t see how wearing one of your shirts is going to fix my day but okay.”
•Sweet pea came back to his room with a warm cup of tea for you
•After you changed into his shirt and you were all nice and comfy, sweet pea pulled a book out from under his bed
•He pulled the sheets up over your small body next to his even though it was still the afternoon
•Sweet pea brought you in closer- you still had no idea where this was going
•but he started reading
•fucking sweet pea was reading
•the boy had never picked up a single book in his life, but now he just so happened to have a copy of your favourite, the one you were always telling him to read and he disagreed, but he was reading it softly
•your eyes grew tired as he kept on, making subtle jokes about certain things just to get you going cause he loved when you tried to argue with him
•”you’re so cute when you’re angry.” He laughs
•”and you’d be so cute with another black eye. Don’t tease me lover boy.”
•Sweet pea laughed, a smile on his face which made you smile too because neither one of you could go more than an hour without teasing each other
•He kept on reading, practically the whole thing until it got dark out and you were falling asleep to the sound of his voice
•eventually sweet pea fell asleep too, mid way into the book
•The two of you stayed that way for the rest of the night until Toni, fangs and jughead all came to check up on the both of you to find out what had happened
•”are they even here?” Toni asked, eying the living room.
•”Maybe they went somewhere?” Jughead questioned
•Fangs had snuck off to the back on the trailer
•”awww!” Fangs gushed. “Cute.”
•Jughead and Toni came running, the both of them filled with pure softness seeing their big tough serpent bestie cuddled up with you as he held you closely
•”you two aRE SO CUTE!” Fangs whisper yells, cupping his hands around his mouth
•”Fangs!” Toni hisses. “Shut the fuck up. You’re going to wake them.”
•”too late.” Jughead says.
•Sweet pea woke up at the sound of fogarty’s voice
•now shit was really about to go down because no way was he having his friends wake you up after the bad day you had been having
•as sweet pea got up from his bed you damn bet that he was ready to fight
•”FOGARTY I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’VE GOT FIVE SECONDS TO GET THE HELL OUT.”
•they were all ruNNING for their lives
•as soon as they all left and sweet pea went back to his peace and quiet, you were still sleep and sound
•or so he thought
•”Thank you for doing all this.” You say, still keeping your eyes shut as you didn’t budge
•”anything for you, princess.”
Imagine
You just did the serpent’s dance and he looks at u like this whe you come off the stage
Toni orders you a drink on her and he walks over to you
Toni doesn’t show any sign of coming back soon so you’re just there, all alone, almost like you’re prey to him
When he’s close enough he snakes his arm around you waist and pulls you close so you can’t escape
SIDE NOTE: look at his biceps holy fuck
And grabs your ass with his free hand
Making sure everyone sees him claiming you as his own
The smirk he gives you is UNREAL
“Hey babe, nice show up there. Would you mind giving me a part 2 at my place?”
Idk about you guys but I’d find it hard to not scream out “god yes take me now!”
Looking for someone to rp with, I’m a oc looking for someone to rp sweet pea. Haven’t written in ages but message me and we can hopefully start something. :) ?
No Serpent is Left for Dead
Sweet Pea x Reader | Part 5
Parts: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 6
Aperçu: When Jughead Jones’ sister suddenly disappears, the Northside is to blame and tensions run high. Sweet Pea is frantic to find his girlfriend before some Northside golden boys go to far.
Fic Type: Multi Part Fic, Sweet Pea x Jones!Reader, Brother!Jughead x Sister!Reader (not incest ya perv)
Warnings: swearing, mention of sexual harassment, mention of murder
Author’s Note: Freaking schedules man. My boss is gonna have my ass deep fried in peanut oil here soon if I don’t get my shit together. But I posted! I hope you enjoy!
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“Sometimes writers write about a world that does not yet exist.”
— Neil Gaiman, Introduction to Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
Poppy fields forever. Antelope Valley, CA / March 2015
IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
Reblog to literally save a life
I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.
My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.
This was 14 years ago.
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:
“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.
“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.
They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.
Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.
Reblog to save a life
12x11 | Regarding Dean
☕beverage magic/potions☕
general ☕
potions 101 ✧ coffee magic ✧ hot chocolate magic ✧ infused water magic ✧ general tea magic ✧ floral tea magic ✧ herbal tea magic ✧ fruit tea magic ✧ smoothie Potions ✧ milkshake magic ✧
tea potion recipes! ☕
Hamilton Nonstop Motivation Spell
elixir of the wounded heart tea potion
death stranding bonds potion - a potion be for strengthening bonds
“nuka-cola” potion - a frosty potion recipe for emotional healing and positive disposition.
dog days are over - pop culture spell to bring happy days and self love
harry potter potions! ☕
veritaserum tea - a potion for spilling tea
polyjuice potion - to help you take on the qualities of someone else
felix felicis - pop culture spell to bring luck and confidence
amortenia tea - pop culture tea spell to bring or strengthen love
wolfsbane potion - for when you find yourself transforming
pepperup potion - for the common cold. not for serious problems.
draught of living death - potion for peaceful sleep without dreams
bioshock potions! ☕
murder of crows vigor potion - a potion to summon fowl forces to protect you
possession vigor potion - a potion that distracts your enemies from you, and brings their ill-attention to one another instead
charge vigor potion - a potion that helps with those you tend to knock heads with, a magical aid to keep them at bay, or arm’s length.
undertow vigor potion - a potion that helps shift power of advantages to you, whether in magical or mundane issues, offers you tactical advantages
shock jockey vigor potion - a potion to stun enemies, and make them more susceptible to baneful magic with lightning elementals involved
return to sender vigor potion - a potion to help shield the drinker, and return any harm that is sent your way
bucking bronco vigor potion - a potion to help throw people off your back, and keep them away for some time
devil’s kiss vigor potion - a potion that allows the drinker to cast a fire elemental on someone else (particularly a spurned lover)