Bonjour, motherfuckers.

Tight jeans. Loose morals. Requests open.

[lacrarte]

Jensen Ackles and Christian Kane singing Dukes of Hazzard's theme.

[letdecemberburninflames]

I just think everyone needs to see this.

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[valtsv]

i haven’t seen this post on a single ‘top tumblr posts of the decade’ compilation yet and i just need you guys to know i’m extremely disappointed in all of you

[behind-the-badge]

Cops VS Firemen! 

Who will win!?  The answer may shock you!

[viciousdoll]

Slash + his love for snakes

[letdecemberburninflames]

PSA: I recently watched Frozen (and will be seeing II in theaters for my birthday) so I apologize for the likely incoming of an unnecessary amount of Disney posts.

[letdecemberburninflames]

Hi hello! So, I was randomly browsing tags on tumblr, trying to get out of a writer's block, and I found your Peter Pan X Mermaid!Reader series, and... well. HOLY CRAP I MCFRICKIGN LOVED IT AND IT WAS AMAZING AND EVERYTHING I LOVE (Peter Pan and mermaids, lol) ALL ROLLED INTO ONE AND I HONESTLY CAN'T GUSH ENOUGH ABOUT HOW MUCH I ENJOYED IT! (High key the whole thing is going in my queue) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING SOMETHING THAT I COULD BINGE READ IN AN EVENING AND LOVE IMMENSELY! THANK YOU!!

Dude, you made my night. :) I honestly almost forgot about that fic because I wrote it soooo long ago, but I’m so glad you enjoyed it. 

[sassyshoulderangel319]

My computer was being stupid and decided not to show me the time stamp on the story so I had no idea how old it was but… I know how good it feels to get comments and, honestly, I couldn’t not say something with how enthusiastically I devoured the whole thing. I knew I definitely needed to let you know how much I loved it!

[letdecemberburninflames]

Yeah, and it was Wattpad even before I got my Tumblr, so this is when I originally started writing it. It took me eight months to complete. Looks like I’m almost at the 3 year anniversary!

[letdecemberburninflames]

+ VICES +

sag x aries

[letdecemberburninflames]

Hi hello! So, I was randomly browsing tags on tumblr, trying to get out of a writer's block, and I found your Peter Pan X Mermaid!Reader series, and... well. HOLY CRAP I MCFRICKIGN LOVED IT AND IT WAS AMAZING AND EVERYTHING I LOVE (Peter Pan and mermaids, lol) ALL ROLLED INTO ONE AND I HONESTLY CAN'T GUSH ENOUGH ABOUT HOW MUCH I ENJOYED IT! (High key the whole thing is going in my queue) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING SOMETHING THAT I COULD BINGE READ IN AN EVENING AND LOVE IMMENSELY! THANK YOU!!

Dude, you made my night. :) I honestly almost forgot about that fic because I wrote it soooo long ago, but I’m so glad you enjoyed it. 

[fanonical]

the basilisk and pennywise the dancing clown are actually bffs, they have surprisingly deep conversations about lurking in sewers and eating children

[fortheuninspiredwriter]

Shit posts that are so abstract and obscure that they make you feel like you're floating along in the soundwave timeline of fifteen dimensions while smelling the color Rasputin are fucking God-tier. Like, how dare you make me feel like I'm on acid while I'm sitting in my parents living room procrastinating my statistics homework.

[shoutwiththedevil]

[saint-of-los-angeles]

Screaming

[movisual]

[lesbianshepard]

i love when professors try to use modern slang to relate to students. my professor referred to the theater of pompey as “the place where caesar got vibe checked by a bunch of senators” and i lost it. 

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

[bad-vegan-wolves]

“and all of a sudden you feel very small” damn right

[silk-floss]

IT JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED AND SAVED

[fhaun-deactivated]

please, if you are able, do what you can for the asiatic lion. donate, get involved, spread information. there are only about 300 left in the world, and they all live in Gir Forest National Park in India.

the african lion is also estimated to be extinct by 2050 due to habitat loss, sport hunting, and loss of their prey base to the bushmeat trade. these beautiful creatures could be extinct in our lifetime. the next generation may not ever have the chance to see these creatures, there will be no more cute lion vines, there will be no more documentaries, there will be no more zoos or sanctuaries containing lions. there will be no more lions.

if you have any love for nature, any love for animals, any love for life, and if you care at all about the permanent loss of a species, especially one so beautiful and iconic, if you care and if you are able, please donate to help save lions.

The Lion Conservation Fund

The African Wildlife Foundation

The World Wildlife Foundation

[reylo-junkyard]

Not relevant to my blog, but my inner nature lover is calling

[falling-rivers]

Saw someone once posted a review on a book that said lions dont live in India; sad that some people dont even know they exist.

[gettingvetted]

Yes, donate! But not to WWF

[hapalopus]

Yeah, reminder that the WWF still violates the rights of tribal peoples, funds shoot-on-sight policies, has never apologized for its racism in the 90’s and has an approach to conservation that’s based on eugenics. WWF is also in bed with palm oil producers, supposedly for monetary gain. I’d also argue that the WWF misuses its funds, considering its CEO is in the 1% and at one time had a higher salary than the US president, despite being a non-profit.

Better charities would be The Zoological Society London and Wildlife Trust of India

[idcq-main]

this post is so important, not only for the information about lions but because I didn’t know any of that stuff about WWF and have supported it for years. I won’t be anymore.

[striders]

reading my own writing: boy, you sure like your commas, don’t you,

[peternedmj-deactivated20200801]

[cringepics]

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that