Accent a droite, bitch

I'm Kate. I'm just bursting with sequins, bright colors, and off-key singing. Theoretical Creative Type, completely Out of Practice. Determined to be as overly dramatic and exaggerated as possible. Fat, Femme, Queer, Feminist. Totally a geek. Chirp

[kateosaur]

[kateosaur]

Is it really a breakdown if I’m eating salad tho? Cuz salad is healthy af even tho it destroys my body

[kateosaur]

Smol gratitude

I’m in a Penzeys Spice fan group on Facebook (shut up) and I absolutely adore every time a grandmother or middle aged mom posts a picture of themselves proudly standing in front of one of their stores. It’s adorable and they’re so proud and it’s a good happy light of positivity in my day when I scroll by them. Get yo spices, girls

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

LEMON CHEESECAKE

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[chasekip]

so they released a few videos on how pokemon follow behind you in Pokemon Let’s Go and its like:

Venusaur jumping like a frog!! good stuff i can support this

Electrode just slowly rolls behind you, can’t ask for much from this round friend!

…then it cuts to Caterpie and just

IT CANT EVEN KEEP UP. I’M DEAD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS WORM

PICK IT UP OR SOMETHING AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND THE WHOLE GAME CONSTANTLY SLOWING DOWN SO I DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GUILT OF LEAVING MY DEFENSELESS WORM BEHIND ME???

[kateosaur]

Chronic Illness Probs #495

“You’re only [insert arbitrary age here], you’re way too young to have [insert debilitating chronic illness here that you can’t treat without a proper diagnosis]

Like I’m glad you are taking this sheen of sweat on my face as a young exubrent glow even though it’s from my bowels trying to kill each other with their own intestinal loops...BUT I wouldn’t be here if I wasn’t sick so like maybe treat my symptoms. And for the love of god forget that goddamn horse and zebra quote.

[avogado6]

ink

[carbonscales]

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

[wvenera-bottom]

Hello, starlight 💎

[kitsumahou-deactivated20220713]

i have no idea of what i’m doing

[nicorii]

So that new episode hUH

[sixpenceee]

This sunflower is known as the lemon queen. 

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“The best kind of people are the ones that come into your life, and make you see the sun where you once saw clouds. The people that believe in you so much, you start to believe in you too. The people that love you, simply for being you.”

— Unknown

[tytranosaurusrex]

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

[grimesoblivion]

My class pretended to play dead.

[tyleroakley]

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

[quibbs]

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

[attackonsociallife-deactivated2]

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

[emodesertwitch]

“Stop being dead right now”

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

[kateosaur]

[quest-draws]

that breath of pure, unfettered relief when you finally find your fucking phone.