Dragon -vs- Internet

Thorn - 22 - genderqueer - Artist, writer, covered in glitter, definitely a lizard. This blog is where I hoard my memes.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

literally the only thing that matters in life is creating what you love and genuinely loving other people. being hot is meaningless and depressing. being successful if your heart isn’t in it is meaningless and depressing. sex without affection is meaningless and depressing. partying or drinking with people you don’t like is meaningless and depressing. political posturing, saying stuff you don’t believe in for brownie points, performing opinions based on hollow moral schemas instead of listening to what your heart says about being kind and understanding, all meaningless and depressing.

[luluvanhoagland]

Big Boober Post #3

BOOBER BUTTONS NOW AVAILABLE

GIVEAWAY

ETSY / ART PAGE

[breefolk-hates-staff]

These are so cute, and also definitely relatable.

[ourboytofu-deactivated20221002]

[cosmictuesdays]

What a good snail.

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[mackievanstan]

Avengers’ Sebastian Stan Suits Up—and Is Happy to Take a Backseat

[kny1520-deactivated20200731]

[lupin3880]

[sixpenceee]

Dust, stars, and cosmic rays swirling around Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko, captured by the Rosetta probe. (Source)

[peachesnsunshine]

*kicks the front door in* DO YOU SEE HOW GODDAMN FUCKING COOL THIS SHIT IS

WE HAVE VIDEO. FROM THE SURFACE OF A COMET. SENT BY A ROBOT.

ROSETTA PROBE YOU’RE AMAZING WE LOVE YOU

[pyrrhiccomedy]

That cliff is a kilometer high. is Here’s what you’re actually looking at:

[delotha]

THANK YOU

i was wondering

[outofcontextdiscord]

[meangirlnurse]

faberge eggs inherently funny on a conceptual level

[meangirlnurse]

just a huge. fuckin. giant fucking glitter egg with absolutely no purpose whatsoever thirty three million dollars

[littlespheres]

[pochowek]

wheres that /b/ anon again that ate an entire jar of pickles and shat out his gastric acids

[pochowek]

[sosuperawesome]

Sculpture and Jewelry, by Dragon Farm on Etsy

See our ‘dragon’ tag

[alxbngala]

Cash Cats masterpost.

[frostedpuffs]

iM???? kkshd;bgdjsmmsnd;sn;

[threshie]

An orc wrote this.

[nameless-inklings]

An orc who knows how to treat a lady

[dianas-artventures]

So now I’m thinking of a story about this orc dude trying to get ladies online either because a) he is the runt and no “real orc lady” would date him or b) he is the only one of his kind to embrace technology.

[astriiformes]

in d&d, deer have 14 wisdom. a deer is just as wise as my ranger for whom i put his second-highest ability roll in wisdom and who uses wisdom to cast most of his spells. a deer is wiser than everyone in the friendship campaign party other than erwyn, who is tied with said deer. what the fuck

[inkskinned]

in the real life deer are about as smart as 4-year-olds. they have communication, planning, and cause-and-effect intelligence. we’re also selectively breeding for smarter and smarter deer - and recently deer have been observed teaching their young to watch for traffic. 

in my experience this makes deer just as wise as most frat boys.

other animals w/real-life “that’s higher than i expected” wisdom throws:

crows (like most corvids) make us feel bad about ourselves and are about as smart as 7-year-olds. for your reference 7-year-olds understand and can confidently do multiplication tables usually up to x12 and understand fractions. crows know how to make tools and know how water displacement works.

raccoons are also about as smart as 7-10 year olds and that’s why they wash their food before they eat it gbless

cows, with 5-7 year old intelligence, and the fact they got bffs and like jazz music just an fyi

coyotes, which are smarter than your dog + smarter than pigs, neither of which will be on this list bc, come on, we all know about poodles + pigs.

we don’t even fuckken know when it comes to bears, we know they can remember as far back as 10 years + they have complex communication + social structures and are extremely adaptable but like …. ??

we also Just Don’t Know about the octopus, who is currently engaged in some kind of undersea war

we think elephants are self-aware. along with altruism, humor, and genuine concern, this makes them better than lots of politicians

people always mention dolphins, chimps, parrots, and COMPLETELY overlook the true hero: pigeons, who can literally understand space and time as concepts. damn. 

[vladtheunfollower]