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Just remembered my dad trying to dare my brother to pretend to not know what a penis was for 5th grade sex ed. I think he even tried to give him money to be like "a pee nos?"

But he wouldnt do it bc my brother was a goody goody and would *never*

#my dad is a teacher too #what a way to terrorize your colleague

My favorite literary critique is "but what if this book gets into the hands of someone Very Stupid?" And its really just a roundabout way of trying to get authors to spoonfeed info or force Victorian level morality lessons but I still thinks its funny that the distillation is "*i* dont need you to dumb it down but what about them? They could get hurt!"

Like, its so mean if nothing else.

#i may be stupid but I can still read fucked up shit okay

Bored my child out of a panic attack by explaining the science behind panic attacks. 😌

sempaiko

Crows & Flowers

Tulips (and a lil sprig of Jurda), Yew, Lilies, Wild Geraniums, Cherry Blossoms, Hibiscus (datura meloxia or whatever)

#soc #six of crows

seabeck

Pillar in the mist

nn-ee-zz

Seven Heavenly Virtues - Chastity/Purity

Instead of designing around virginity I designed around consent. They are wrapped in a grimy cloak but remain pure as long as their hands haven’t been used to harm another. Purity is not what has been done to you, but what you do to others

Trying to read some smut but theres a rooster going insane and this asshole right outside my window.

Stfu dude!

#thats a woodpecker fyi #the only one pecking wood around here bc I can fucking focus #cant***

aavara

yeah ive got experience in handling international relations. ive got mutuals from all over the world and they even reblog posts from me

#im like princess diana

No acotar 6 info has been released bc Im standing behind [redacted] with shock gloves until she rewrites 6 and 7 as Neris end game.

Brb shes trying to get Nesta to apologize again for The Hunting⚡️⚡️⚡️

#luckily shock gloves arent real #right?#shit post #neris

Almost made an elriel post jesus christ. Lol.

It was funny though.

#why dont I go yell macbeth in a theater instead

Was about to do a Very Relatable post about how Yorksire Tea needs to bring back their raspberry jam flavor bc the Fortnum and Mason Strawberry & Black tea is waaay too $$$$ but ive just discovered Yorkshire came out with a cherry bakewell and perhaps! All is well.

#watch this space

Me about my 12yo*: theyve been locked in their room all day! Probably doing drugs and watching murder shows!

What they're doing:

* not really. I bought them the hot glue but I didnt know what The Project was

#😭😭😭😭#jesus christ #it has an acorn cap hat

gwynrielweeksofficial

Ribbons Undone

✨ Art by: annieclarien

✨ Commission & Caption by: gwynsberdara

"For whatever reason...he could see it."

It was so amazing being able to bring this vision to life for this art piece! ! truly couldn't wait to showcase the longing and the image of Gwyn's beauty that Azriel thought about!!

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