[asoldieronce-blog]

❝It malfunctions electrical equipment.    Why wouldn’t it malfunction my arm?❞

[katesbiishop-blog]

"Okay, so obviously I didn't think this entirely through. But your arm will be fine...right?"

[dragonroleplaystarters]

Running Away/Abandonment Starters!

“Wait! Don’t go!” 

“Please, don’t leave…” 

“You can’t go!” 

“Where are you going to go, huh? There’s no where left for you.”

“Running away, again?” 

“Why are you out here so late…? Where are you going?” 

“I’ll come with you!” 

“I won’t let you leave!” 

“Why can’t we talk this through?” 

“Stop trying to outrun your problems!”

“And you think abandoning everything will solve it all?” 

“Stop! I won’t let you get away!” 

“I can’t stay here anymore, I’m sorry…”

“This place isn’t home to me, now.” 

“I—I have to go!” 

“Stop chasing me. You’re only running in circles.” 

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Say “We need to talk” ...

and I’ll generate a starter for what our muses have to have a serious talk about and/or confess:

(1-40, mixture of angst, fluff and drama)

Keep reading

[agentbreedlove]

[katesbiishop-blog]

SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS:

▼ kissing them

♢ stabbing them

♞ shooting them

✖ punching them

➶ slapping them

☠ poisoning them

☎ hugging them

☂ picking them up

✗ bringing them alcohol

✣ bringing them food

☯ coming home late

♀ proposing marriage

[katesbiishop-blog]

puppet-tangled-in-strings

"What are you trying to find, exactly?"

[americasfinestlegacy]

"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."

hurt meme

          “You would know the color well. Ugh. I can’t even lay back.”

[americasfinestlegacy]

“I can handle it. You’re the one with the fancy phone. Try the internet? Sorry sorry– pain makes me snappy.”

[katesbiishop-blog]

"Yeah, I can tell. Give me a minute, I'll find something. Hey, do you think Yahoo answers is a reliable source, or should I try a different site?"

[katesbiishop-blog]

beyondstaturesque:

“Ummm, to stop the bad guy that was inside from escaping. Duh Kate.”

"You should have called for back up."

[malydiawrites-blog]

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

“Are you breaking up with me?” “Are you having nightmares again?” “Anything you want to say?” “Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.” “Balloons? Really?” “Be quiet!” “But what if we get caught?” “Can you not?” “Care to tell me what’s going on?” “Come find me.” “Did you even love me?” “Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t touch me.” “Do you love him/her?” “Do you love me?” “Everyone leaves.” “Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice.“  “Fine, I’ll go.” “Finally!” “Fight me for it.” “Fuck it.” “Get away from me.” “Gotcha!” “How high are you?” “How did you get here?” “I bought a goat.” “If what we had was real, how could you be fine?” “I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.” “I hate you.” “I’ll bet you a dollar.” “I said that I’m in love with you.” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m going to kill you.” “I’m not eating that.” “Is that a chicken?” “It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good.” “Jokes on me, huh?” “Just friends?” “Just let me go.” “Just tell me the truth!“  “Kiss me.” “Kicking someone is not a form of romance.” “Let me explain.” “Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture.” “Maybe you should go.” “Maybe fuck you will be our always.” “May need you to bail me out of jail.” “Miss you.” “No. The answer is no.” “Not drunk enough for this.” “Never, ever doing that again.” “Okay, I know this looks bad…” “Please don’t.” “Please stop talking.” “Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus.” “Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach.” “Quiet! Someone’s going to hear.” “Quit being annoying.” “Really, where were you?” “Right. Of course it’s my fault.” “Silly of me to think you actually cared.” “Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple.” “So… How’s the weather?” “Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog.” “There’s something wrong with you.” “This definitely isn’t what it looks like.” “Us? There is no us.” “Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.” “Unfortunately, she/he said no.“  “Very cute.” “We can’t do this.” “Was it just a lie?” “Wait, what did you just say?” “Wait! Hold on!“  “Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?” “What the hell?” “Why are you naked?” “Why is there silly string everywhere?” “Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?“  “Without you, I’m lost.” “X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?” “You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore.” “You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…” “Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation.” “Zelda is more important right now." 

[cursorium]

Mulan Sentence Starters

“What do you mean you’re not lucky? You lied to me?”

“Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof!” 

“Now let’s see your war face.”

“[insert name], you dishonor me.”

“Ooh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. Come on, scare me!”

“How about a girl/a boy/someone who’s got a brain, who always speaksher/his/their mind?”

“Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym!”

“My little baby, off to destroy people.”

“This water is freezing!”

“Yeah, the only girl who’d love him is his mother.”

“Boy, that was close.”

“I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make your ancestors dizzy.”

“Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty!”

“I am [insert name], king/queen/ruler of the rock!”

“Would you like to stay for dinner?”

“Would you like to stay forever? “ 

“You shouldn’t have to go!”

“Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!”

“My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?”

“They popped out of the snow, like daisies!”

“I’ll get that arrow, pretty boy/girl/one, and I’ll do it with my shirt on.”

“Does this dress make me look fat? 

“No fightin’, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid’s butt.”

“But I don’t wanna kick the other kid’s butt.”

“We’ve got a lot of work to do…” 

[katesbiishop-blog]

"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA told u i'd do it

Smirking slightly, she rolls her eyes, before playfully shoving Clint’s shoulder.“Shut up.”

[katesbiishop-blog]

straightshooters:

’ yes, ma'am. ’ He replies, raising his hand to stroke her hair. Her hair feels nice and smooth under his rough, bruised fingers and Clint honestly feels as if he can stay like this FOREVER. ’ i’m gettin’ better at the whole no fire thing, yanno. ’

"I see that, and I'm glad." She closes her eyes, and leans into his touch. Not for the first time, she thinks of how perfectly they fit together, how his arms feel like HOME, before silently scolding herself for being so cheesy. "I can't deal with another visit from the fire department."

[katesbiishop-blog]

“I believe in you.”

Upon hearing her friends words, a small smile took shape on Kate's face, and the tight grip on her bow loosened slightly. "Thanks, Cassie."

[xromanoff]

♣︎

send a ♣︎ for a thing.

        “One day, I will get revenge.”

[katesbiishop-blog]

"Okay. Good luck, you'll need it."

[katesbiishop-blog]

newyorksfavoritehalfling:

“It looks a little… crooked? Maybe?”

"No, you're right. Ugh, this is impossible."

[ixammagic-archive-deactivated20]

“Just breathe.”

                         “I am breathing, Kate–” Billy insisted, hands clutching for anything to hold him upright, his head felt like it was under a tire, slowly being crushed. He knew he was looking in front of him, but his brain wasn’t processing what he was seeing. And though he may be breathing it was sporadic, like he forgot it was happening, hold his breath for five second, gasp for air for three, hold it for seven, no regularity. “I’m breathing– I’m, I’m breathing.” God just don’t do magic. Just don’t do magic right now, who knows what could happen. “Kate, I’m breathing.”

[ixammagic-archive-deactivated20]

                          Billy squeezed his eyes shut, running his hands up through his hair and bit back tears. He dropped his head down, chin to his chest, gasping for air when he realized he’d been holding it. He shook his head like he was trying to shake out the terror itself. He unclenched his fists, then clenched them again, reaching out for Kate. “I can’t– I can’t. Kate–” His words started and stopped like a faulty motor.

[katesbiishop-blog]

Kate cursed inwardly. If anything, she was causing Billy to become worse. However, she forced herself to keep a calm facade. She rest her hand gently on Billy's back, rubbing it in a soothing manner. "Okay, Billy. You need to calm your breathing." She instructed, quietly. "Just copy me," She took a deep breath, before letting it out, "See? Just like that. Can you do that, Billy?"

[katesbiishop-blog]

xromanoff:

katesbiishop​.

       “Oh — hey, Kate. Is Clint home?”

"Nope. He's out doing avengers stuff. Why, do you need something?"

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Send “We could kiss right now, and no-one would know” and my muse will react to your muse saying this.