Kathadrion

evelina I 27 I swedish she/her I queer I ace maybe nb idek multifandom trash

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[nomorelonelydays]

The best thing about jack and bitty I think is how they transition seamlessly between being the well-loved suburban couple who’ve been married for ten years (in which bitty, PTA extraordinaire, offers the neighbors baked goods all the damn time and Jack is the super soft neighborhood peewee hockey coach who probably wins annual awards for his prized garden idk) and jock frat boys who will probably eat breakfast off a beer pong table if they have to

[awed-frog]

If anyone needs to hear it: you don’t need to have a great time tonight. You don’t need to go to some cool party, you don’t need to drink if you don’t want to, you don’t need to have sex to make it special, you don’t need to wear fancy clothes or be surrounded by hot friends. If you don’t want to do any of those things, if you don’t have a SO right now (or don’t want one), if your friends can’t be with you tonight, if you simply want to spend your evening reading a book or rewatching LOTR - hell, if you want to go to bed at nine and dgaf about New Year’s Eve - that’s okay. Time is a man-made concept, and your life is your own. You can pick your own moments of celebration. Do what makes you happy.

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[bend-me-shape-me-deactivated202]

my only wish is that 2020 is good and gentle with all of you because it’s what you deserve 

[badnovels]

[captaincardboardbox]

[howlermonkey69]

[dubiouslexism]

[corpish]

[here-be-fangirls]

the great british bake off is genuinely,,,,, so good to us… when one contestant is running out of time and the others rush over to help them finish even though they’re literally competing against each other? when they hold hands as they wait to hear who’s going to get eliminated? that time everyone wore Hawaiian shirts in honor of the contestant who always wore them who got eliminated the week before? when the older gentleman talked about how baking gave him a purpose after his wife passed away and how being on the show had given him something to focus on? goodbye!

[flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash]

Ever read so much fanfiction about a character or pairing that you literally forget what happened to them in canon? 

[themindisacity]

Sometimes that’s the goal.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

Very important video

[stream]

[the-red-plom-bloom-deactivated2]

Make Happy Endings Popular Again 2020

[pipistrellus]

when ppl act like the goal of anti-nazi ppl is to “”change their minds”” about their “”beliefs”” like… that’s… 

we don’t give a shit about their ~beliefs~??? I dont care if mr dick is sittin in his house thinking jews are awful. I would LIKE for him to not think that but I ultimately do not care. I do not care about changing his thoughts. 

i care about preventing him from having enough of a public platform that he and people like him gain the power to ACT ON those beliefs.

so yes actually! punching nazis when they are trying to be suave on television, such that they are unwilling to try to go and appear suave on television again, does accomplish that. 

i dont care what mr dick thinking in the privacy of the hole he crawled out of, at this point. we are at a point where there are way more pressing things regarding nazis. which is like. nazis get to be suave on television.

[ceytul]

[amroyounes]

Rethink homelessness

[emilyscartoons]

Harry Potter looks around himself in September 2017 and reflects that “all was well”. Boy never was the sharpest 😑

[alexander-lamington]

[tortoistor]

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back

fourth wall breaking

“give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets

*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen

alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice

“fuck you” “well if you insist”

[nerdgasrnz]

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

[count-di-luna]

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

[susiephone]

the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies

people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them

alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit

bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”

someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)

choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character

the “hands go down” trope

example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*

[neonprotagonist]

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

[beradan]

[undercoverwizardninjaturtle]

When the main characters are given something easy to do but because they all share a brain cell it’s literally impossible