I'm bad at love

KITTY WILDE. 16. SOPHOMORE

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brodywestcn:

So maybe I didn’t pay complete attention to every single word you wrote. And who knows maybe it wouldn’t have been the next viral video if you hadn’t brought attention to the fact that someone had filmed her meltdown. Of course you’d judge it, Wilde. So on a scale of one to the dude that defended Britney Spears how bad was it.

I do make a lot of things happen don’t I, good or bad I am proud to bring things to people’s attention and have them use that information for good. I don’t think anyone can do worse than Chris Crocker. He’s a “youtube sensation” and a pornstar, those two combined just scream crazy weird to me but whatevs.

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thenoahpuckerman:

Okay then. I was just asking a question. Who pissed in your cheerios?

No one has touched my cheerios, I was only answering your question. It was a bit dumb, and I am always sarcastic I don’t know why you’re so surprised.

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samisthemanevans:

Okay staying on James Cameron, how about Avatar? Yes! Score! I’ll let you choose between a Friday The 13th flick or The Evil Dead.

I’ve never seen Avatar and before you ask, I have not seen any of his movies besides Titanic.  Which one is less bloody?

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queenscntanalopez:

Buckle up kiddo because you’re going to take a little trip on the bitchtown express where Auntie Tana is going to school you on just how much of a badass she really is. Before I do that I’m just going to school you in general since you like to run around here being all high and mighty by saying you’re actually smart. Start taking notes. 

1. thinks. Dillon thinks I’m intimidating because so far you haven’t tried to show your claws and really you should have kept it that way because I can end you. 

2. Analogy means comparing two things. So far what we were discussing had nothing to do with me comparing anything but calling something you had mentioned and then backpedaled out of what it really was. 

3. 95% of what I say you wouldn’t be able to keep up with because as stated earlier by me, you need a lot of things slowed down. 

4. While I don’t know every detail about your life I do know enough which is why I’m sure the whole slut shaming thing must be something you know all about, and probably don’t want to start messing with what with the great reputation you had. Oh yeah word travels fast around Dillon. 

5. Insecure is the last thing I am so you might want to look up the definition to that word too. 

6. If I “ruined your night” I’m not sorry about it considering how you started this pointless thing when all I said was pics or it didn’t happen and called you out for being with your mom. See where you messed up, could have kept your trap shut and how brought this on yourself?  Glad I could let you know. 

7. I’m sure you’ve still got that rager going on with mommy dearest. 

Wow you really love your lists, so are you done yet or?

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samisthemanevans:

Uh how about a little movie called Titanic. Everyone knows it, it’s a classic and is super great. Okay but I vote horror because horror movies are always awesome.

No, that movie is depressing as hell try again. Fine, only because you’re the one bringing the ice cream.

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queenscntanalopez:

We’re going to drop it when I say we’re finished, clear? The whole bigger person thing only works when you weren’t the first person to try throwing the first jab. Now you just look like somebody who put up their dukes but didn’t lace up the gloves and then backed out of a fight. Nice try, now we’re done. Thanks for playing, you are not a winner try not to play again. 

No, actually you’re not the one who decides things this time. You don’t intimidate me, nor am I scared of you.  You’re a bitch yes, but you’re not scary at all and I have no idea why half the school things you are.  No, the reason I planned to get out of this conversation was because I had no intention in continuing it. It got boring and dumb, and I wasn’t going to try and fight someone who’s only insults involve analogies and other pointless things that may make sense 5% of the time but the rest of the 95% are just smart ass comments you pull out of your ass and people praise that because they could never come up with things like that the way you could but guess what? While I may not be able to pull such nonsense out of my own ass, I can be pretty mean too and I knew if we continued this conversation one of us would end up crying and that person would not have been me because you don’t know enough about me to break me and unlike you I don’t need to know every thing about a person to destroy them. You don’t even deserve the title of bitch, you’re just a dumb bully with insecurities. Now do you want to end this conversation or do you want to continue because I know now you’re just dying to one up me, which is predictable but I get the last word especially because you decided to ruin my night with your“ I’m the big bitch here, fear me ehuehue” personality. 

Now we’re done and if you’ll excuse me I have a night planned that doesn’t involve you or your fake badassery. 

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samisthemanevans:

See I don’t just have good taste in movies, I also have good taste in ice cream. I was supposed to spend my night at the gym but I think ice cream is a better way to spend it. I can bring some right over.

Don’t push it, your movies are dorky and terrible. Name a movie you’ve seen that more than 10 people know then you can brag about your taste in things. I’ll find something on Netflix that we can watch, something that’s not Starwars.

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queenscntanalopez:

Really? You’re going to try and say someone being on their back 24/7 isn’t slut shaming. Try harder at playing innocent, sweetie. The whole stating facts thing doesn’t work either since you’re trying to apply a figurative statement as a fact. You can’t KellyAnne Conway your way into this one by saying alternative facts . Don’t try it. As for my come back, I’m not going to just go off when really you’re pretty much proving to be an idiot all on your own. You’re taking half the fun out of this entire repartee to begin with. If you think your tiny comments hurt me you’re going to have to try a lot harder. 

I know finishing what you didn’t start is usually your go to because you like seeming tough, but really you could drop it now. There’s no need to continue trying to care about something that isn’t worth your time, if it doesn’t insult you then drop it but since you clearly won’t I will be the bigger person here and stop responding to what you say isn’t bothering you.

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samisthemanevans:

Okay well the second one is rocky road because who doesn’t like chocolate and marshmallows and the third is cookies and creme, and now I really just want to get ice cream. 

Not bad, Evans. I was supposed to spend my night studying, but it can be re-scheduled if you hook it up and bring over some ice cream for me too.

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queenscntanalopez:

Look here Alley Cat, what I do on my back, knees, standing doesn’t concern you so you might want to cool it on the 2013 slut shaming you seem to be so fond of. Second, I didn’t say I didn’t believe you, I said you should’ve gotten video. I guess I should slow things down some more for you since I know small minded people who are still working the hooked on phonics system need  extra time to process things. 

I wasn’t slut shaming, I was stating facts but just like what you do on Sunday evenings shouldn’t concern me, what I do, don’t do and have and don’t have should not concern you. It’s a bit hypocritical, but you knew that didn’t you? It’s why you couldn’t come up with a better comeback to what wasn’t an insult at all unless it really did hurt you. Oh no, please speed it up because I can’t wait ‘till you’re done.

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samisthemanevans:

Mint Chocolate Chip is in my top three flavors so I’d also be pretty heartbroken if they didn’t have it, but I also have a sweet tooth… and a savory tooth, so that’s my excuse. 

And what are the other two? 

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queenscntanalopez:

All that I got from that is the fact that you hardly have any real friends that you have to hang out with your mom. Second if you didn’t get videos/snaps why are you even telling the story. It’s a pics or it didn’t happen kind of world. 

I have friends, but I also have a mother I am not going to pretend and act like I don’t. Sometimes I like to spend some quality time with her, we don’t all have to spend time on our backs with our friends 24/7/.  Second, I don’t care believe me or not I know what I saw.

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samisthemanevans:

No but I think I might’ve heard it, it all just sounded like a bunch of yelling. I also don’t recall seeing you there, but also I don’t recall seeing anyone because I was in the back. Alright then what ice cream flavor do you think would be worth making a fuss over in public?

I don’t think anything is worth making a fuss over in public, I am not five years old anymore if there’s no ice cream there then just head to the next stop and find it somewhere else it is that simple or wait until it is available. But I’ll admit I’d feel pretty upset if Mint Chocolate Chip icecream wasn’t available in that moment, for a second atleast then I’d just move on and get something else.

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brodywestcn:

So what you’re telling me is that you’re the one that put out the next viral video. That featured someone being pissed that The Alamo didn’t have blueberry ice cream?

No, you read everything I said incorrectly. What I meant to say, in case you weren’t able to grasp it clearly was that she was being recorded by a couple of guys while I just judged the horrendous event but good guess, Weston.

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thenoahpuckerman:

Wow. Just wow. I have no words for any of that. Wait. It wasn’t my mom, was it?

I think your mom has more logical sense than you do so  no.

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samisthemanevans:

I feel like I might have seen that happen during my shift, and I also feel like the real question here is who in the world likes blueberry flavored ice cream?

Were you there to witness the horror? because I don’t recall seeing you there. Crazy people apparently.

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quinncessofdillon:

First off, I have to judge this lady alone on the fact that she actually threw a tantrum in the middle of the Alamo Freeze. What is this? National Act Like A Toddler Day? Because apparently she’s the only one that got that memo if it really is. 

Second, I have to judge her yet again on her choice of ice cream flavor. Blueberry? No. Everyone knows that Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough and Cookies-n-Cream are the good flavors to get when it comes to ice cream.

My thoughts exactly, it made for quite the annoying entertainment though. 

Usually I’d agree with you, but I must stop you there and say that Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream is where its at.