[katieecraigg]

some old photos I still have

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Me, passing someone on the highway: bitch

Me, being passed on the highway: bitch

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[eenuttings]

california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?

[hheennttaaii]

[evangelworldorder]

Top 5 curve of all time.

[heathens-and-kings]

Do you think people with LED headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

me after getting my bachelors in photography explaining to my girl why my meat is so small

[moonlight-sonder]

Who found this video of Richie

[lovlae]

[thisiselliz]

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

[thisiselliz]

I thought it was just memes

[meme-theft]

[meme-theft]

[meme-theft]

[nexya]

playin games with the bae

bae: haha babe .. you’re soo competitive.. you should let me win just once.. me: 

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

This is my favorite headline ever

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[morbidbitchesque-deactivated201]