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Fiona Apple during 1999 KROQ’s Almost Acoustic X-Mas in Los Angeles, California. Photo by Jeff Kravitz

This dog is one of the world’s most well-known supermodels. This lucky canine travels across the globe, wearing the latest fashions and getting its picture taken along the way. Photos end up in Vogue, Elle, and several other high profile magazines and publications.

liberalsarecool

Conservatives are black-hearted, shitty people. #FOX

factualfeminist

Are they not aware that 1- refrigerators are almost always supplied by a landlord, even in the lowest income houses, 2- You can get a working microwave for like $50 (cheaper if you get it used, saw one just the other day at Salvation Army for like $10), 3- Coffeemakers are literally like $15 at Walmart. The level of cluelessness upper class poor-hating Republicans have is appalling.

soleil-moon-bye

even if they were expensive they are BASICS. Conservatives really want poor people to perform poverty and live in squalor.

crybourg

i literally bought two of these things for a college dorm under $30 do these people actually know anything

cosmic-noir

Smmfh

9989-deactivated20140223

I’m rewatching Johnny Bravo

sally-mun

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

vintagebandpics

ella-bliss

drferox

Aesthetic

The computer said my next patient’s name was Lucifer, and that he was a domestic. Not that an unusual name for a pet, I have to admit.

“Come on in. Do you have Lucifer hiding in that box for me?” I say. A gentleman dressed all in black with a rather spiky aesthetic and a selection of piercings comes into my consult room and opens the box.

He places a perfectly black rabbit on the table.

Honestly, I had been expecting a cat.

Turns out Lucifer is his new rabbit. He’d insisted on taking it from a friend who wasn’t taking care of it a few months ago.

Lucifer, for his part, had decided the table was too scary and that his dad’s leather clad armpit was the best place to be.

To my surprise and delight, our new goth rabbit owner is doing everything right. Perfect diet, read up on rabbit health, vaccinating, enrichment, the works.

He even started a vegetable garden to grow treats for the rabbit, or as he put it, “tributes for lucifer.”