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Enid: Guys, Iâm gonna killâ
Wednesday: đ
Enid: âoff the last of these cookies.
Wednesday: đ
Xavier: *snatches a cookie* Yoink!
Wednesday: đ
Enid: *snarls* Give that BACK, Vincent van Go-fuck-yourself!
Wednesday: đ
Xavier: Hah! This cookie isâOH SHIT! *lifted off feet*
Wednesday: đ
Enid: MY COOKIES! *suplexes Xavier*
Wednesday: đ
Enid: *beginning to uncontrollably shift* Oh no! Wends, you have toâgrrRRrrrâto get out of here b-before itâs t-too late!
*click*
Enid:
Enid: D-Did you j-just lock theâ
*click-click-click-rattle-ka-chunk*
Enid: *look of horror even as her bones crack*
Wednesday: *flatly* Oh no. I am trapped alone with a vicious beast, unarmed and barely garbed, with nothing more than a sizable cache of food and water to last the weekend. Whatever shall I do?
Enid: *gawks around a mouth full of lengthening teeth*
Wednesday: *returns an expectant stare*
Enid: đïžđ«ŠđïžđŠ
Wednesday: *wounded fawn noise*
Enid:
Xavier: Look, Iâm just saying. Enidâs way too different. I, on the other hand⊠I get you. That darkness inside is something we share.
Xavier: Enid will never accept that part of you. Sheâs too soft. Too sweet. Heck, she couldnât threaten a scared little mouse.
Xavier: *leans forward in his seat* But me? I wouldnât run. I can handle all of you.
Wednesday: *flat stare*
Xavier: *smug grin* Do you see my point?
Wednesday: Do you see mine?
Xavier: đ€š
Xavier: I did all the talking. You have no point.
Wednesday: Is that so? *looks past Xavier* Because I see ten.
Xavier: đ
Xavier: *slowly turns to seeâ*
Half-Shifted Enid: *looming with all ten dagger-length claws dangerously close to Xavierâs face*
Half-Shifted Enid: *growls* Out of my seat, bitch.
Xavier: đ -> đ
Xavier Scared little mouse: *runs for his life*
Half-Shifted Enid: đ
Wednesday: đïžđ«Šđïž
dog in rut. more like. dog-in nut.
(You see, the joke is that Enid came (or "nutted") in Wednesday, hence "dog-in", as Enid is a werewolf, and she is also commonly referred to as a dog.)
genius
Wednesday: I am Wednesday Addams, and I do not lose.
Bianca: Excuse me? You just lost our match.
Wednesday: I did not lose our match, I was thwarted.
Bianca: *incredulous* Thwarted?
Wednesday: Thwarted.
Bianca: đ€
Bianca: Does that mean you thwart your cool whenever Enid so much as smiles at you?
Wednesday: What? I donâtâ
Enid: *walks by and favors Wednesday with a smile of pure unfiltered sunshine*
Bianca/Wednesday: đ đ«
Bianca: *amused* Thwarted?
Wednesday: âŠthwarted.
Enid had finally scraped together enough tips from the Weathervane to escape her chaotic family. One year lease on a tiny one-bedroom apartment in the city, signed and sealed. Life was finally looking up especially after Yoko gifted her the bright pink car despite Enidâs initial protests. âYou need wheels, Pup. Consider it a housewarming present.â
It had only been a week with the shiny new thing when disaster struck.
âFuck!â Enid hissed, rubbing the back of her head as she stumbled out of the back door of the car. Her heart hammered against her ribs. She was already late for the biggest job interview of her life, personal assistant to some big-shot executive and now this.
âFuck!â Enid huffed, still rubbing her head as she fumbled for her phone and dialed Yoko with shaking fingers. âPick up, pick upâŠâ She said, biting her lower lip and tapping her foot.
The line rang one, two and then the recipient replied, âYo, E! Howâs the new car treating you?â Yokoâs voice filled Enidâs ear.
âI fucked up, YoksâŠreal bad.â Enid voice cracked.
Yoko sat up at her desk chair, âWhat happened? Are you ok?â
Enid looked down at herself, âIâmâŠfine. I thinkâŠâ
Yoko sighed in relief, âOkaaay, so whatâs the problem, Pup?â
âOk, soâŠplease donât be mad.â Enid started.
âWhy would I be mad?â
Enid whimpered, âI hit a FerrariâŠâ
âWhat? Were you going fast? How bad is the damage? You sure youâre ok?â Yoko rapid fired.
âIâŠI was late for an interview and thought taking a short cut would be bestâŠhow was I supposed to know a Ferrari would be parked in the narrow alleyway?!â Enid rambled, âAny way, I saw it and thought I could pass through andâŠnow my car is stuck and it has the Ferrari pinned against a wall, side swiped and I donât know if or not totaledâŠâ
Yoko sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. Of course something like this would happen to Enid⊠âWhatâs the license plate?â Yoko asked.
âUmâŠAI77250âŠâ Enid replied, now pacing behind both cars while she assumed Yoko was searching the plate on her Pc.
âShitâŠâ Yoko said in a low tone, âI was afraid of thisâŠâ
âWhat?! Whatâs wrong?!â Enid panicked.
âThe car you hitâŠitâs jet black isnât it?â Yoko asked.
âMm yeahâŠwhy?â Enid replied, now pulse racing.
âFuckâŠâ Yoko curse once more,
âThe only jet black Ferrari in the city belongs to THE Wednesday AddamsâŠâ
Enid almost dropped her phone. She had heard about the infamous Wednesday Addams. She was the heir to the Addams empire. She was a ruthless business woman AND to Enidâs now demise, they woman whose assistant she had applied to beâŠ
âYouâve got to be kidding meâŠâ She gasped.
âNot unless Batman is in townâŠso, fuckâŠIâll call the insurance, stay put and breathe, okay? Iâll call you back.â Yoko reassured.
âOkâŠthank you, Yoks.â Enid whimpered. She decided to stand against the opposite wall, just staring at the damaged sheâd caused when she heard the sound of heels coming down the ally. âOh, no no no no noâŠâ she scrambled to stand straight as Wednesday Addams stopped dead in her tracks, frowning, staring at the cars and her and back to the cars, her phone pressed against her ear, âBianca, I will have to call you backâŠâ Wednesday said into the phone, voice low and velvet. She eyed Enid up and down once more before she spoke again, âSome hot girl wrecked my car.â She flashed Enid a smirk as she walked straight up to her making Enidâs heart skip a beatâŠ
After living together as roommates for six months and dating for the last two
Wednesday: This is what my investigation has been building to for the last eight months, with this piece of evidence I will know who the vigilante killing online trolls is
Enid: *squeals* OMG I totally knew you could do it! I'm so proud of you!!! Wait hold on I got you something!
Wednesday: That is not necessary really
Enid: No you deserve this! *presents Wednesday with a black trench coat* Now you'll look like a real private investigator!
Wednesday: *begrudgingly puts it on with the hint of a smile* Is that all . . .
Enid: Yep! No more interruptions *mimes zipping her lips*
Wednesday: *opens an envelope* and the killer is . . . *looks at Enid is shock*
Ajax and Enid watching Wednesday and Bianca duel
Bianca wins by a single point Wednesday extends a hand
Bianca looks at it and cautiously shakes hand as she turns she freezes as Wednesday gently pats her back
Bianca: *walks over dazed*
Ajax: What was that about?
Bianca: I'm-I'm not sure, she shook my hand and told me I showed marked improvement then gave me a pat on the back . . . it was . . nice?
Concept: Rumi, Mira, and Zoey are guests on a game show and they're playing Roulette from Game Changer
Like, they aren't guests on Game Changer, they're just playing that game on some wild Korean variety show. Imagine the chaos of Zoey having to name ten red foods in a sexy baby voice. Mira chasing Rumi around the set and tackling her every time Rumi calls her out for messing up a rule. Rumi having to call Celine and speak to her in a flawless Australian accent for a prompt.
Man, that would be fun.
Enid waking up in the Lupin Cages yawning and getting dressed
Enid sees Wednesday asleep next to the cell her clothes nearest the bars lightly chewed upon
Enid: *touches her shoulder* Wednesday?
Wednesday: You will be replacing my wardrobe
Enid: Absolutely, no problem, ummm did you?
Wednesday: With no short amount of praise and treats I was able to get the measurements you requested *holding a journal*
Enid: I didn't hurt you did I?
Wednesday: As if you could, why did you require the width your jaws can stretch?
Enid: One second, can you let me out?
Wednesday unlocks the cell door and Enid steps out and stretches then pulls out a length of measuring tape
Enid: *holds Wednesday chin* Hold still for a second
Wednesday: what?
Enid wraps the tape around Wednesday's head vertically then horizontally
Enid: *writes the numbers down* interesting . . .
Wednesday: What is this for?
Enid: *walking away* don't worry about it kitten
Enid flinches as Wednesday grabs shoulder
Wednesday: Call me kitten again and one full moon you may wake up spayed
. . .
Enid: whelp I followed your advice
Yoko: Good . . . What advice was that?
Enid: The advice you have me to get Wednesday's attention?
Yoko: . . .
Enid: *holds up tape*
Yoko: *bursts out laughing* . . . oh fuck are you serious????
Enid: Yes?? Why?
Yoko: Enid I was so stoned
Enid: what?
Yoko: soooooooo how did it go
Enid: . . .
. . .
Bianca: Enid did that? Unicorns and plushies Enid?
Wednesday: That is the one
Bianca: . . . wow what are you going to do?
Wednesday: Eventually I believe a proposal is on order, but for now I believe I'll start spiking her furraccino's with silver powder
I did not miss drawing mr asshole
drea god im dying here i hate wisdom teeth removal so muchhh
Spicynoodles Bio Parent AU (PREV/FIRST/)
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Small bittersweet chapter
Literally the only time we can have quiet time for this side of the group for like-the next 20 chapters. Spicynoodles Bio Parent AU (PREV/FIRST/)
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Now you see. Dead doesnât mean gone.
Happy to finally release this information. Yes he died, but knowing he would die too soon you think that would keep him from seeimg his grandson? To be clear, heâs basically a spirit and cannot leave heaven freely, even if he could he is just a ghost without a body. And yes, eventually his temporary residence permit will end
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You guys are gonna get a reunion per chapter
Look how smol lloyd is now compared to everyone. Also go wyldfyre
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Do you guy also have a sense of Deja-vu?
Me when i yeet the main character to heaven: oh shit- here we go againâŠ
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N°1 sitter everyone
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yes, i did kiss the brick before throwing it.
Sooo⊠how weâre feeling guys? Letâs see how many if you recognize the sygil (yes i actually use different ones every time) (Act 3 is finally over!!!)
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