I am Katie

and I am a friendly ghost

[dovesndecay]

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

[eeethereaaal-deactivated2022081]

[4kx]

im not gay but….. lightning mcqueen is kinda cute

[headspace-hotel]

sure pinterest whatever

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[maykitz]

shirts from 2004 that'd do numbers nowadays

[graceofgosh]

you should go to the hospital 0:

we dont do that in america

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[jaerjar]

Behold

A Man

[thecraftt-deactivated20250416]

This is the best thing on the internet.

[penumbraphantasm]

hourly comic i posted on twitter

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cats eating corn on the cob.

Via Cats, Beavers & Ducks

[evilvarric666-archive]

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

[oneheadtoanother]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[raimagnolia]

[uzone]

[memewhore]

[theoddcollection]

Moth pulling a tiny coach.

[joxter-coded]

Good post

[lesbianrey]

big fan of polite and minimal explanations when you need to get out of work, school, plans etc. just a definitive ‘sorry but I can’t make it today.’ and then if they press for details or are rude about it say ‘sorry, something came up. thanks for understanding’ i’m over the idea that you have to exaggerate/overexplain your situation even when you don’t want to do that to be worthy of flexibility and grace in your life