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do not vore the mariachi band.

[aidoru-ojisan]

Cute Japanese Anime Girls get frightened by a group of pretty fluent sounding Spanish Anime men

[donshofer]

hahahaha

[cactuspimp]

[nerdymouse]

Boston housing is fucking nuts right now. I just saw an ad for a 1 bed 1 bath for $2,700. No washer and dryer in unit. Who the fuck can afford these apartments? If you can afford something like that you ought be just get a few roommates in a 3 or 4 bedroom place, save that extra money to buy yourself a condo or something. For fuck sake.

[nerdymouse]

Another example of Boston prices being absurd:

Who the fuck can afford that much for rent? Rent should be 1/3rd your income. Who is making $12,144 a month?

Advertising for undergrad.... But what undergrad can afford that shit?

What person looks at that and goes "wow, what a great deal!"?

[mirkwoodest]

Argonath... the gate of kings.

[dajo42]

you see me arranging a deck of cards. you assume they are tarot cards and approach me for a reading. i play red eyes black dragon in attack mode

[skeletondanceparty]

I call you out on it cause you didn’t tribute for it first

[vicholas]

[piipstachio]

Dance! Dance! DANCE!!! [Support me on patreon!]

[tikkety-tok]

Not to be dramatic but I'd die for this cat

[stickyfrogs]

Today’s suspiciously well co-ordinated takeover of the Hand by Gumby and Tiny!

(You can have it back in 4 hours, maybe)

[echollama]

Clown Weiss Combos

(Also thank you y’all for your kind words~)

[nicegirlonline]

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[popsunner]

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

[popsunner]

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

[popsunner]

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

[popsunner]

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

[annabanannabeth]

[bikinibottomtwitter]

It do be like that sometimes(via)

[spoilersteph-deactivated2022022]

Well this tweet aged gracefully

[android1000]

[dmnsqrl]

[babyanimalgifs]

[switching-to-glide]

Can’t reblog this enough.

[bluestatesaint]

Not the way I figured it would turn out, but I learned something here.

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

This is called Trophic Cascade in ecology.

[mierac]

This was controversial when they released the wolves, as I recall. There were complaints about the wolves being dangerous to tourists, that they would actually damage the park and kill so much wildlife no one would want to go anymore. 

[memehumor]

Damn hackers

[ghostslostinwhatever]

They’re all of pigeons