Excuse me, I'm Canadian

Caffeine addict and sassmaster with Newfie blood. I like hockey, red lipstick, and sleeping. Fear me.

[periperi-the-exotic]

Some more flattering angles.

[newterjuice]

*dumps more caffeinated garbage into my failing corpse* im thriving

[priceys]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Son who describes hockey games for his dad got to call a playoff game — and did a damn fine job.

[dayzea]

[kirayukimura]

What’s that noise?

[alaeries]

[mockingjayne12]

[giflounge]

A longer arm could decide a vital cat fight. 

[tutu-fangirl]

Héloïse Bourdon, Laura Hecquet and Sabrina Mallem as Precious Stones 

La Belle au Bois Dormant | Paris Opera Ballet

[realitytvgifs]

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground

[pr1nceshawn]

Things About Boobs That Women Can Easily Relate To by  Flo Perry.

[suckmesleezi]

its all true.

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

I used to run so my phone, keys, and money would all fit in my bra. But I hate when I lay down and my boobs disappear

[bonitavista-deactivated20190411]

Aarhus , Denmark

photo via ileana

[sexanax]

dont catch feelings you’ll die

[sexanax]

no offense but why am i a dumb bitch who doesnt take her own advice

[incurablenecromantic]

Old-timey dudes doing weird hokey shit is the best thing.

Case in point:

[thewinddrifter]

Second guy from the left in the foreground is Tsar Nicholas II Romanov of the Russian Empire i think.

[dat-soldier]

Yeah that’s him. Have some more pics of Nicholas II and his pals having a fun time

[moved-to-aradiiaa-deactivated20]

I love seeing old-timey pictures of people doing weird things because it reminds me that our generation isn’t the only one doing stupid shit. We’re really all the same :P

[balletwarrior]

Misty Copeland reenacts iconic Degas Works of art for Harper’s Baazar

Photos Ken Browar and Deborah Ory/Elle Magazine