Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle
#extradirty
cherry valley forever
pixel skylines
Misplaced Lens Cap
almost home
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
shark vs the universe
oozey mess
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Three Goblin Art
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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@katlukeshitbox
Kat routinely sends me sexually explicit videos and insists that I burn them to business card-CDs and hand them out to suits outside office buildings, and that I create animated gifs like this from them to post on pubescent boy’s myspace pages. I chose a relatively tame one to share here. -Luke.
Happy birthday Lukeholio!!! May you have all the wealth, success, material goodness... oh and love, happiness, health blah blah... in the WORRRRLLLLDDDDD.
xx kat
You may collect your first prize here! http://www.esquire.com/the-side/esquire-free-app-0410?click=main_sr
Luke: That's shit as.
Kat: Thought it was up your alley.
Boob photo(s)
Luke: I'm depressed. Need more boob pics, please. Animated gifs preferable.
Kat:
Luke: I re-activated my account for that? Colour me disappointed.
Testimonal - from Luke
To whom it may concern, I believe that Kat Somebodyorrather would be an ideal Executive Online Content Spuiking Guru because she saw and linked to the "sneezing panda" video a couple of months ago - waaaaaaay before my aunty was hip to it. Feel free to contact me if you'd like to cyber-reach out and infuse value in the dialogue of the conversation vis media content kat internet dot com trends.
Sincerely yours in health and beauty,
Lukasdukus
Luke: To "bone-down" is to study hard. You and I should really "bone-down" on learning us some CPR. Just in case we should ever need to save one another's lives.
Kat: I'm not sure I'd ever be capable of that. Anyways, I don't have anyone to practice on.
Kat: i like the (sic)!!!! you neeeeeeeeed the (sic) or [sic] even?
Luke: OK, OK. Yes. Square brackets. Don't get all 'Elements of Style' on me right now. I have bigger fish to fry. Just sliced the top off the beauty spot on my cheek whilst shaving. The night before the big night! Hmm.. Could be a good thing, if I got deep enough to get under the roots and unhinge the whole kit and caboodle.Yes. I WILL look on the bright side of this. I WILL look fresh-faced and fabulous tomorrow night. #positiveaffirmation
Kat: what's going on tomorrow? do you need your mole for it?
Luke: I saw a documentary a while ago about a regular guy whose brain started deteriorating and the side-effects were that he lost his sense of empathy and started painting amazingly even though he'd never painted before. Started being a prick and not caring about anyone! Became a great artist out of nowhere!
My fear is that the mole on my face is (was) so large that it must surely house a substantial part of my brain. What if the part that I lopped off included bits that control my empathy and artisticness? I might become really empathetic and lose my artistic awesomeness! Eeek.
Luke says...
Love the post. I'm flattered. But the band is called HOLY MATROMONY (sic). If I had it my way "(sic)" would've been part of the name, but my bandmate hasn't got quite as firm a grip as I do on ironing.
Luke: what a beautiful day! let's go linger around the steiner school at abbotsford convent and wait for a small child to wander away from the pack by his/herself and then beat them up. it'll make us feel better about ourselves to be able to pick on a weaker person! afterwards we'll burn some ants with a magnifying glass and sunlight.
(song by Holy Matrimony -Luke's band)
Luke: Did you know that I swam in new shorts the other day and didn't know that they were see through? and to jump straight out would only draw 7 stories of attention. Had to play it cool.
Kat: Again with the woody allen routine? did you snivel your way back to the apartment... head down, mumbling...
Luke: My new shtick. or "shticken" as they say in Hebrew.
Kat: Grouse. Are you going to buy thick glasses and grow jew locks?
Luke: Little known fact: my Oasis haircut was so extreme in year 12 that my dads ex-workmate mistook me for an orthodox Jew when he spotted me at the Warrbambool Safeway(s).
Kat: I don't know if that's Belle and Sebastian, but when I google them, that image came up. I added the embellishments.
Luke: I'm horrified.
Kat: Here's some other great links:
http://ifoughtthelaw.cementhorizon.com/archives/002617.html
http://www.punkitup.com/twitpop/i-really-hate-belle-and-sebastian/
Kat: This is the most beautiful song ever. Can you post it to the shitbox with some made up dialogue to make it seem like you're dedicating it to me and I'm the 'She' of the title? Luke: OK.
Kat: What the fuck is inside this shoe?!
Luke: Do you think that that foot belongs to the pretty young thing on the right? (cauliflower ear, tripe, coral, porous things.)
Cupid called...
Luke: Hey, cupid called - said to forward you this:
Kat: Cupid is quite the comedian.
LUKE: This is like how I haven't seen you for a few days but was still able to caress my mashed potatoes into the precise dimensions of your boobs over dinner last night. PRECISE! They were delicious!
KAT: You must've eaten A LOT of potatoes last night.
LUKE: Well, I buried my face in them before I tucked in, so a lot of the potato ended up in my hair, on my cheeks and splattered against the kitchen walls. But, trust me - precise-boob-moulded-potato is amazing when served with tossed meat-and-two-veg.
A little pain for a lotta gain.
Luke: Babes. It's worth searching the app store for "massage". Most are billed as hand massaging apps. Most hint at alternative, _sexual_ ends to use the apps for. Get on it. Here's one of my faves. http://itunes.apple.com/au/app/mibrator-free-massager/id367026010?mt=8
Kat: I'm going to try that vibrator app. I have some lonely months/years ahead.
