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[karda]

the best colors ever actually

[karda]

for those gradient enjoyers

[katmadness9]

humor

how do people do this humor thing i just keep seeing this sink and it just keeps like saying "let me in kat, let me in" i dont know what to do. im terrified for my life, im so fucking scared. let that sink in.

[katmadness9]

omg its pride moth

where is it, i gotta find it i gotta capture the moth of the pride if i capture the pride moth i become like the best right or is it pride month happy pride !! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[katmadness9]

Shrimp

oh how shrimple life would be if I was a shrimp in an aquarium swimming around carefree, no threats from any predators i think it sounds like a really wonderful life maybe i just want to eat the shrimp

[katmadness9]

"I want to be eaten out."

[katmadness9]

two truths and a truth

haha.. get it whats the lie i dont know how to play this game i dont whats the game two truths and a game of yee haawww two truths and a uhm two truths and a shot of vodka for me two truths and a game of let that sink in

[katmadness9]

one big beautiful round sphere

we all live on this one big round sphere and its so beautiful maybe you dont, you could live on like a different big round sphere, or a triangle, or a scale 3 mandlebox, but we all live on something and like... its beautiful life is beautiful let that triangular man in

[devilcat3d]

i love when the bocchi girls develop cat ears on their head that pop out for a second during a bit. i should be allowed to do that

^ like this

[katmadness9]

i think i want to be able to do this

[katmadness9]

i write a passage

and then i delete it and then i write a new one ! and then i delete and then i write a new one and then i and then i write a new and then and then i write a and and then i write and then i and then and writing is a curse

[katmadness9]

number ONE idea

what if we fill a balloon animal with playdoh, and then like drop it in front of some unsuspecting person. they will be like "oh em gee, what the flip? why doesnt this balloon float?" and ill be like "hahahahaha, its because I, miss kat, filled it with playdoh" and then ill pop the balloon animal and there will be a playdoh figure of the balloon animal isnt this such a wonderful idea

[katmadness9]

the ramp car

sitting in the passenger seat of a car in front of you is the ramp car the cop drives over the ramp car i get sent to jail make it make sense

[katmadness9]

im sorry.

i, for a brief moment, forgot about the existence of this account. this is an egregious crime, and i understand it if you do not have it in your heart to forgive me. my momentary lapse in judgement does not change my feelings behind said account, though i cannot blame you if you think that statement is false. truly, from the bottom of my heart, i am sorry.

[painterspit]

are you canceling yourself again

[katmadness9]

im not quite sure what you mean... could you please repeat that but a little clearer

[katmadness9]

im sorry.

i, for a brief moment, forgot about the existence of this account. this is an egregious crime, and i understand it if you do not have it in your heart to forgive me. my momentary lapse in judgement does not change my feelings behind said account, though i cannot blame you if you think that statement is false. truly, from the bottom of my heart, i am sorry.

[katmadness9]

Born to think but destined to sink…thoughts?

im thinking but a sink is at my door and its pounding im scared im so scared

[katmadness9]

wyd if you find a buttplUG IN YOUR BACKYARD

think deeply about the ethics of this scenario

[katmadness9]

oh my god i finally found it

yes yeah just this ..why are you looking at me like that yes i KNOW theres an amazing deal on spaghetti sauce, i dont want spaghetti sauce why is it soooo taboo just to get macaroni, no cheese, no sauce yes i want PLAIN macaroni five dollars??? what do you mean FIVE DOLLARS?? i could of sworn it was like 2 dollars on the shelf cant you just cut me a deal oh miss cashier... is there anything else i can do to pay~ no? but i cant afford it what do you mean get out but look at me... are you sure... okay fine im taking the macaroni though wait dont call the cops wait-

[katmadness9]

a bees sting

so if a bee stings you right it dies right it sorta has to tear out its own abdomen for it to sting you thats cruel and unusual punishment for the bee its going to take you to bee court and hire all the best bee layers youll get sentenced to bee jail and get fined 10 billion bee bucks dont worry !! ill defend you in court !! your local catgirl is here to save the day!! oh right bees kinda hate me and sting me on sight ...do you happen to have another lawyer... let that buzz in