Okay I'm gonna be the guy that takes this way too seriously so get ready for a yap, and this is solely because most of what I could choose from is ASS and it's funny to me so I need to lay it out for you all to see it. This is also working under the assumption that you mean I would become a character in the game
NOTE; Despite the fact I do pick apart some of the games other people mentioned here, I'm not trying to shit on the fact you chose them. I have fun picking these things apart so don't take it to heart please
Brawl Stars. Personally I think this is the second best option, my chronically ill ass would have to fight a lot, but you get powers and you can respawn. My understanding of Starr Park though is that it's capitalist Hell so idk how bad it would be in that department
Dandy's World. As cute as the setting and characters are, a lot of the Toons are being (unintentionally) treated poorly by Arthur and Delilah. They are then abandoned without clarification as to why, and they start becoming Twisteds. TLDR I'd get emotionally abused then left to die. Bad decision imo
Grace. If I take the "Grace is incredibly literal in how it's formatted" route, then I am stuck in purgatory where I must die repeatedly in several horrible ways to my past sins. If I take the true "Grace is metaphorical" route, then I am technically still in the real world, but now I'm Christian ig?? I suppose this is the third best option, I'm the kind of guy who'd develop Christian guilt, and my chronically ill ass wouldn't fare well in parkour purgatory.
Armless Detective. If I'm just a detective and not armless myself then this is a pretty safe choice, none of the criminals so far seem to be set on attacking any of the detectives, and it canonically pays well. If I'm specifically an armless detective, then I hope I don't have to explain why that would suck
Clue / Cluedo. This is what I considered to be the best option, because the worst thing that happens to these characters (going based off the board game, and not any of its additional media like the VHS game) is that they get accussed of murder. If I did do it (which I wouldn't), I get arrested. If I didn't, I'm fine because my innocence would be proven. Also most of the characters are rich people or scam artists, so hopefully I'm making BANK /silly
Don't Starve Together. Probably the WORST option, I would prefer to be in parkour purgatory over being in the Constant. My ass would die so fast. Even if you think about the revival aspects, that's not somewhere I'd like to revive — at least reviving in Brawl Stars means I'm still in a relatively normal location with stores and homes. There's nothing but threat threat threat in the Constant
Going off these, my safest bet is to pick Clue / Cluedo, but my hyperfixated ass is gonna say Brawl Stars. It's still a decently safe option, given the reviving, and everyone seems to still be vibing so I doubt they're constantly fighting
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