StoryBrooke

Grab a cup of tea, and let's discuss

[lady-arryn]

[newsiearms-blog]

#grandma #it’s me #anastastia

[xofnagem]

but guess what tomorrow is

[incorrecttolkienquotes]

Dermatologists hate him.

about Bilbo Baggins, on his 111th birthday, book I, chapter I (via incorrecttolkienquotes)

[incorrecttolkienquotes]

Fingon wore a helmet, and look where that got him!

- Glorfindel, to Ecthelion, on his choice of battle gear, the Fall of Gondolin as told in the Book of Lost Tales vol. II

[topshotpicks]

[asilookatthemoon]

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.

My life is complete.

[rdreamwalker]

Life is over as we know it

[221b-hound]

I somehow have the urge to reblog this 25 times in a row.

[univeristy]

I think the most Slytheriny Slytherin there ever was was Slughorn. He was so freaking ambitious, but he wasn’t a particularly great wizard himself. So he cultivated a little following of great wizards to do all the work for him. He was never evil or mean or cruel like a dark wizard though. He got all this sway in powerful places because he was nice to, encouraged, and manipulated powerful wizards when they were young. And then he literally never had to do anything for the rest of his life. All these great wizards just gave him free stuff and listened to his opinions on politics and business because he had been their mentor. If anyone was being a Slytherin the right way, it was this guy.

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township

[finalproblem]

The person reblogging this post has been taking part in an elaborate prank. We’ve kept it going for a long time now, but April Fools’ Day just seems like the right time to come clean.

There is no Sherlock fandom.

That’s right. For the past five years, the thing that you thought was a fandom was...

[enerjax]

Sherlock doesn’t love you, Coppy.. 

[katriel-ayala-blog]

Tumblr Executive Suite 2016

This makes me miss Tumblr Pro and my spiffy hat all the more. 

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

April fool’s is really problematic and you shouldn’t celebrate it click this link to learn why

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

Please spread this many of us are no strangers to the horrors of april fool’s, you know you should reblog and so do i

I’m thinking we need to fully commit to having this message this out to the tumblr community and you’re not getting this information from any other blog as far as I can see.

Send me an ask to get more about my feelings because I really want people to understand

[cinecally-insane]

[werkn-progress]

I like being invited to things. I don’t necessarily like going But I like being invited.

[alaiha-deactivated20171228]

[yeptea-deactivated20130803]

[courtneybeth-deactivated2014040]

Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT

[mitsukenaidekure-deactivated201]

IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET

[fxxmulder-deactivated20231004]

I had to dig for the source for some reason…but here it is:

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[aviolenttransformation]

GUYS ITS A POCKET BOOK

[puddlejumpingchampion]

Need. So much need.

[safelyendangered]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[safelyendangered]

[kitharington-deactivated2015060]

DO YOU EVER JUST GET UNREASONABLY EMOTIONAL OVER LORD OF THE RINGS MUSIC

[katriel-ayala-blog]

What do you mean unreasonable? Weeping openly as you listen to the soundtrack is perfectly acceptable and natural. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

[australopithecusrex]

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION