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@hotwritten
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I’ve decided I’ll be likely just posting to Twitter from here on out. I don’t want to risk this spot going down again because of the new rules.
Just want to let you all know quick for the people still around! I have a twitter!
https://twitter.com/hotwritten
I made it when this place shut down and ran it for a lil while but its pretty hard to rebuild from scratch I guess on a place like Twitter. Might start posting again here if that's even a thing anymore... but idk.
Anyway! theres some fresh captions i didn't post here, over there! Also, the image I had commissioned for the Esfeid story as a 2k follower special was posted there. It took forever to get and wasn't really the result I was looking for but I was a bit... out of the mood to guide the commissioner in the right direction for obvious reasons, lmao. anyway, enjoy it if you can. It's my favorite gals, Chiaki and Hinoka.
The latest Tweets from hotwritten (@hotwritten). Heya, this is hotwritten! -- A former blog of Tumblr that makes hentai captions! NO images
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK!!!
I don't know how, but
I live once more
Oh my god.
Guys, my blog is back somehow.
Oh geez
the tragedy this website went through
Would Esfeid be in to femboys?
Well, he turned Ruby Rose into a futanari temporarily on one caption, so probably
(This was a requested picture post!)
“Gooosh! I really hope that hot guy comes back... I love it when they look at me like that and give me a charming smile... He was so damn chiseled, too... O-Ooh..! I need to calm down... Someone’s totally gonna find me... Not that I wouldn’t like that though, hehe.” “Nngh..! Why can’t a girl get a big, fat dick in her when she needs it..? It’s so hard to... Hard to... H-Hard dick, yeah... Mmmh, d-deeper, please! Deeper! F-Fuck me! Fuck me hard, slam me against the wall and lift me with your powerful arms while you drill into me, you primal animal! G-Gods, cumming! Cumming... Mmh, what I wouldn’t do for some cum right now...” “... Elsa, are you still in here?” “O-Oh! A-ahaaha, j-just heading right out! What’s up?” “Why is your shirt buttons undone?” “These? Uhmm... I was pretty hot, and...” “You /are/ pretty hot. And those words you were saying were pretty hot too.” “W-Wait, what?”
(This was a requested picture post!)
“I never regret making the changes I do, to girls like you, Mercy. Look at your thighs, your bare, clean pussy, your huge, bouncing tits. That outfit barely covers you properly at all, and you look like you’re in bliss with that. Aren’t you so thankful that your tits don’t break your back with the weight? It’s a simple trick of magic... One your friend Tracer had fun with as well~ Oh, I’m so glad your team has decided to join me like this.” “Y-Yes, Lord Esfeid...! You make my heart skitter in excitement every time I see you, how could I agree to this? I-I love you! A-Aahn, this... outfit really teases my nethers sir...” “Heheh, every part of the outfit has a good purpose, little Mercy~ And don’t worry, I love you all, even if I love some more than others. I need to have favorites in an army numbering in the hundreds, don’t I? Now. I think it’s about time you teased yourself a little more.” “But Esfeid, I wanted your co-- A-aaah..~ I-I’m touching myself? Ooh, ooh fuck! F-Fuck I’m leaking out...” “Good girl, you just stay tamed like the good little girl you are. Mmh, I’ll make sure to fill you up when I get back. Master has work to do, planets to conquer. People to convert. You know, what I want most in this universe, little Mercy...” “A-Aaahn! I’m cumming! I’m sorry, sir, aaah! G-Gushing everywhere...!” “... heh. Is to make everyone experience what you just have. What’s the harm in wanting a world where everyone is in unending, powerful orgasms at any moment I wish?” “H-Haaah... aaah..~ Aaaahn..! S-Siiir... Ooh~ L-Let me be your heal-slut again..!” “No, no, silly. You have another orgasm to do~ With the snap of my fingers, just like that, squirting out a puddle... You really are a slut, aren’t you?”
(This was a requested picture post!)
Sliding down, the fabrics go, and she looks back while you take a closer look, a soft giggle rolling off of her lips.
“It’s almost time for the show, sir. You’d better get going... But this little bunny would love it if you could give me a one last rutting before you go~ You know how much of a fuck-bunny I am, don’t you?”
You stared at her butt and she shook it from left to right, slowly and in distinctly abrupt ways, her fluffy tail accessory shaking with the movements of her hips. “Go on... I know you need to be emptied. It’s been awhile, hasn’t it? I’d love a warm cream filling... If you’ve seen an Easter bunny’s cream egg before, well... That’s how I’m hoping to end up. Care to help?”
Is esfied even evil? He doesn't even rape anyone, they just go. Yeah sure I'll suck ya dick. Is he even the bad guy? Do I have shit memory? Probably? Esfeid did nothing wrong!
r/esfeiddidnothingwrong
Is he evil? Maybe a little, I mean- Brain washing is not exactly the nicest thing you can do to someone, because yes, he uses more than just his appearance to do what he does. Although, he leads them into a life of endless pleasure, no more problems or worries, and treats them as a loved one in a huge, close-knit lover group. He even treats his male following with the fruits of his labor at times. If he gets his way, everyone will be happy. But is that really okay when it's not what they originally wanted at all?
.... That's up to you to decide my friends
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tldr: Esfeid is evil... Or is he?
... Micheal, VSauce here--
So what is Esfeid's entire reason for taking over the universe? Other than getting money and fucking bitches?
What do you mean, other than that? There's something else?
*Cough* Okay well, I was planning to unveil that in the future but it's got something to do with world domination-
*Puts an L on Esfeid's for Loser* Loser. Looooooooooser.
With the amount of times he gets laid, and who with, I don't think anyone can call him a loser tbh
but I mean, if he's a loser, why are you here? Questions without answers
Well if you want an even shorter simplification of esfield. He's has a mountains worth of big dick energy. Esfield is basically big dick energy in human form.
He is the embodiment of everyones' big dick energy in the entire world. Yes, even the girls'.
PS. Love you guys but try to spell Esfeid's name without the "L"
PSS. Esfeid doesn't take "L"s
PSSS. Ever
Esfield in a nutshell. "I shall take over the world!" How? *Esfield unzips his pants to reveal his dig bick* "WITH THIS!" *Out of no where, ten girls just undress themselves to be used by our lord and saviour esfield.* All we need is sex. Fuck science.
I think you're skipping over a /lot/ there, but uh--
It's supposed to be a simplistic story so I'm not surprised this is what you see it as
When will there be new captions?
I'm planning to post a ton and get caught up again soon- I can get busy sometimes.
(This was a requested picture post!)
B: "Now master, I know you said this morning you wanted to keep us away from you and give you a break today, but our mistress from below wasn't very... agreeable on that subject unfortunately~"
P: "Yeah, so we'll be milking you today just like always. You can't be greedy and keep all of your cum to yourself, you know!"
Y: "Girlfriend? She can take her turn with your cock when we're done! You /owe/ us! Now cum! C'mon girls, let's get to milking him already... I'll use my magic to make sure he behaves like a good boy, hands behind his back~"
B: "Ooh, look at how big your balls are today, sir! You should be thanking us-- this has /got/ to be suuuper heavy for you to walk around with... It's just perfect we're around to help, don't you think?"
P: "Ooh, he's totally about to cum! Look at him throbbing... He's so naughty, just getting off by being stroked by my gloves...! Oooh, there it is! Pew, like a volcano!"
Y: "Mmmh! You taste great today, master! Mm, I might just have to lick your other maid's boobs if you don't mind, hehe.."
B: "It doesn't really matter if he minds~ Mistress said the cum was ours!"
Ive always wondered but whats the origin of the name "Esfeid"
The name "Esfeid" has no actual origin, I sorta made it up without thinking about it too much. It's sort of ironic because I usually put a lot of thought into names being symbolic of characters when I write elsewhere :P