In movies, Santa never flies to the next house over, he just gets in his sleigh and decides to fly 500 miles east. (source)

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In movies, Santa never flies to the next house over, he just gets in his sleigh and decides to fly 500 miles east. (source)
“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:
They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends
Holt is Wakandan, it’s canon now
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every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad
Fucking literally. Idk if it’s them compensating for their lack of intelligence or something else 🙄
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sometimes my younger brother knocks on my door just to show me his butt which pisses me off so much because why would you do that?!?!!
one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”
imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
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