Bitches are stupid

I'm bitches

[nabbbal]

[runby2]

[terrran]

🥲🤐

[samadryad-deactivated20241003]

disabled phoenix hc!! he's an ambulatory wheelchair user. riffing off of this post HEHE

(more under the cut)

ANYWAYS, after phoenix suffers a spinal cord injury, he can just about use a cane for the rest of 3-5. he doesn't think he'd need a wheelchair at first, but most of his days are pretty unlivable without one (e.g. chronic pain, autonomic dysreflexia, rigidity in his legs). I think it would be something really interesting to grapple while being disbarred/getting to know Trucy.

Also I just like. Wanna hear that pre-aa4 phone call from Edgeworth. There's a whole new thing going on now isn't there. He's gonna die..

(I used these tutorials (1) (2) for the WCs. I really recommend studying it if you haven't already! ESPECIALLY if you're also able bodied but ALSO if you want to practice structure and depth to your character drawings)

[peppermintsticks]

the defense’s eyes are up here

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[u3pxx]

narumitsu yuri or whatever

[skunkes]

[u3pxx]

*wakes up in a cold sweat* transfem edgeworth au where she writes the "prosecutor miles edgworth chooses death" message and runs away for a year to transition and then comes back like "hello wright I'm emilia now i have come to help you with the case" because she's still as socially inept and dramatic as before

i don't know if someone already thought of that before but i wanted to share before i forget it is very late okay bye

always a big fan of transfem headcanons

[spoopup]

do u ever think

[crplpunkklavier]

GERMAN CHEAT SHEET FOR KLAVIER WRITERS

Is Klavier Gavin German? Is he just pretending? Who knows! I’m not here to tell you your headcanons! But I am here to say that Klavier’s in-game German (at least in AA4, I’m not touching the other games) is nearly entirely correct, so he must have some knowledge of the language. You don’t? Well I’m here to help! I’m German from a mostly German family, I have lived here for 27 of my 30 years, and I work with GER-ENG translations.

I’ve put together a whole bunch of either things I’ve seen around the fandom and would like to correct, or things I just figure might be useful for fic writers, comic writers, et cetera. If there is anything else you would like to know that isn’t in this post, feel free to drop me an ask! I’m by far not an expert on all things German, but I’ll answer to the best of my abilities.

Lastly, if this seems like way too much effort for writing about gay lawyers and you’d rather keep using Google Translate, I genuinely, wholeheartedly, cannot and do not want to stop you. German is a silly and difficult language and fanworks are supposed to be fun. If any snooty German ever gets on your case about whatever Klavier said in your work, eat them.

Now! The rest of this post will be under the cut, but here is a quick summary of what I’ll be getting into:

basics and useful phrases

du oder Sie? informal versus formal you

pet names for everyone

ways to say I love you

swearing

the thing about lederhosen

other fun things for writing German Klavier

Keep reading

[even-disco-baby]

THOUGHT GAINED: INFERNAL ENGINES

PROBLEM

The world is ending. You know it, your neighbor knows it, the dealer knows it, the jailer knows it, the king and all his men know it. All one has to do is look around to see it— the future is curdling into something pale and incorporeal. The infernal machine that is this stupid world is going to blow, sooner rather than later. So what are you doing? Why are you still here? Why is anyone still here?

SOLUTION

You are doing the only thing worth doing. You are living. *Why,* you ask? Try and remember now. Remember your mother’s hand on your shoulder. Remember the taste of a fresh catch. Remember the times when you were kind to the dogs in the valley and they did not bare their teeth. Remember the weight of a child on your shoulders. Remember the stars throwing their light against the wall of sodium and smog. Remember singing until your throat was raw. Remember crying just as loudly and publicly, and the gentleness with which someone opened your curled fist and pressed a handkerchief into your palm. Crying, laughing, running, eating, screaming, haunting, loving, fighting, fighting, fighting. The fight fuels you, and you fuel the fight. You run yourself ragged just for a chance to keep running. You never stop. You cannot stop. The world depends on it. *You* are the infernal engine. You are the world. And, simply put: you want to live.

[amezure]

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[doctorsiren]

YAUYY}!!! I TOTES AGREE WITH THAT

and good god I was begging that you saw Edgeworth and Iris’ relationship as that as well

would it be too much to ask for a little bit more content of those three?? I just love seeing Phoenix being showered with love by two of his favorite people

they mean so much to me

[runby2]

cant stop thinking abtthis

[ghostteayum]

Klapollo has been in my head

Also this is a scene from the fic Hot for Justice by indirectkissesiniceland!! Please go read it, the characterization is on point, and it has so many sweet moments like this one. Definitely worth your time!

Think of this as an early Valentine’s thing