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Kirishima: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Bakugou: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Bakugou: Welcome, fellow idiots Kiri: Hello, Bakugou Bakugou: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Kiri: You underestimate me

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Bakugou: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Kirishima: Mind your language! Bakugou: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Kirishima: Bakugou: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Bakugou: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Bakugou: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Justice

Kirishima- If someone hurt you, I'd chase them down to the ends of the earth so they could face my wrath

Bakugou- If you asked, I would kill everyone on the face of the earth, and every other life form.

Denki, thouroghly concerned for their wellbeing- Did you two escape from a mental hospital together?!

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Dangerous

Kirishima- *Chokes on air for no reason*

Bakugou- *Snickers* You fucking moron

--Ten Minutes Later--

Bakugou, frantically- SIRI HOW DO I KILL AIR?!

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Burning Desire

*Smoke is everywhere*

Bakugou- Is something burning?

Kirishima- Just my burning desire for you

Bakugou- *Looks behind Kirishima*

Bakugou- The toaster is on fire-?!

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Bakugou’s Search History

Are bombs illegal without a permit

Reasons i’m better than you

Ways to murder a person legally

How to know if you are gay

Do i have a superiority problem

How to say fuck in different languages

Is it illegal to push someone down 17 flights of stairs

How to tell if your crush is gay too

Why do i only like idiots

Throwing stars

How to use throwing stars without losing an eye

Ways to restrain myself from blowing someone to hell and back

Bakugou Katsuki Fanart

How popular is bakugou katsuki

Bakugou Katsuki fanbase

How to say I love you dumb hair in morse code

How to teach someone morse code

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Kirishima- *Crying on the floor*

Bakugou- The hell is wrong with him?

Mina- He got drunk, asked if you were single, and when we told him you were taken...

Kaminari- He sat down on the floor, sobbing that he wanted you instead.

Bakugou- *Blinks* But... he’s my boyfriend...?

Mina- Y E P 

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Advice Aizawa Leaves When He’s Gone

Deku- If it involves breaking bones, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT.

Bakugou- Keep your idiots and your anger in check.

Kirishima- If it’s a dare, you are probably in danger.

Iida- When all else fails, DON’T call me.

Kaminari- Kaminari No.

Mina- Ashido no.

Sero- Sero, no.

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Bakugou: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Kiri, he's perfect.

Kirishima: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a Pomeranian.

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Bakugou: If you say anything stupid I will shut your mouth with my mouth.

Kirishima:

Bakugou:

Kirishima: ...Crocodiles are amphibians.

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Eijirou: Man, you gotta stop Mina! She’s threatening to melt my crocs!

Katsuki: Good. Your fashion sense sucks

Eijirou: Just because you have parents in the fashion industry doesn’t mean you know everything!

Katsuki: You have jorts

Eijirou: What’s wrong with that? They’re comfortable :(

Katsuki: I can’t believe I willingly stick my tongue in your mouth

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Kirishima- Hi, I’m Eijirou Kirishima, and you are...?

Bakugou- *Blinks twice*

Bakugou- Not as straight as I thought, obviously

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Bakugou: i can’t believe this.

Kirishima: believe what?

Bakugou: that you’d do this to me...

Kirishima: what did i do—

Bakugou: YOU’RE MAKING YOURSELF LOOK CUTE AGAIN STOP IT I’M TOO GAY FOR THIS

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*Mina had added Kirishima, and Bakugou to the group chat*

*Mina has changed the group name to *Confessions of a gay rock and a gayer bomb*

*Mina has left the chat*

Kiri- Uhh what now, my gay bomb of a friend?

Bakugou- Confessions I guess.

Kiri- Uhm- Okay, you first.

Bakugou- I fucking love you.

Kiri- Wanna make out?

Bakugou- Yes I would like that.