katt-goes-meow

ooga booga

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[katt-goes-meow]

[kieljamespatrick]

[quotemadness]

Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.

William Shakespeare (via quotemadness)

[katt-goes-meow]

Yoga with razors in the shower is a dangerous game. But one that I must play to achieve optimal smoothness on my legs.

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[katt-goes-meow]

Definitely know when a female is pmsing when she starts crying in the middle of Home Depot. And then because you're crying, your mom starts crying. Your dad is just there like "aww don't cry, it's okay." And then he kicks you, you kick him back and laugh. And suddenly everything is hunky dory again.

[micdotcom]

222 years later, Benjamin Franklin’s message about vaccination matters more than ever

[roisinlikesbooks]

This is as close as you’re gonna get to a dead ancestor appearing in the sky and telling you to get your shit together

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Benjamin Franklin’s ghost is waiting on the other side to beat the stuffing out of anti vaxxers

[ultrafacts]

[ningmeng-gou]

ultrafacts:

Source See more facts HERE

mY CHILDHOOD FEAR WAS A GAME LIKE THIS

[vancity604778kid]

There is also one called “Clocky”, an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don’t get out of bed on time. When the alarm sounds you can snooze one time. If you still don’t wake up, Clocky will jump off of the bedside table, and wheel away, mindlessly bumping into objects until he finds a spot to rest. You’ll have to get up and out of bed to silence his alarm. Clocky will find new spots everyday, kind of like a hide-and-seek game.

[ultrafacts]

The Drill Sergeant Alarm Clock will continue to insult you from one of the 10 phrases stored in the clock until you wake up.

This alarm clock wakes you up with bacon

The Smash Alarm Clock. You literally smash the top to shut it off.

The Flying Alarm Clock. Once the alarm sounds, the helicopter flies away and the only way to shut it off is to return it back to it’s base.

The Target Alarm Clock. As soon as the alarm rings you have to aim and fire the laser gun. Once you hit the bullseye the alarm will shut off.

Mr Bump allows you to physically throw your alarm clock against the wall to turn it off in the morning.

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

Never knew there was an alarm clock fandom until today

[tanabree]

Will never be late again!

[vulnerablx]

I swear I’ll be fine for weeks, but one morning I’ll wake up and my heart feels heavy for no reason at all. It’s just hard, you know? thinking you’re making all this progress only for it to be ruined by one little thing

[manymistypes]

-beth pecora

[dolunaylupus2-deactivated201901]

[katt-goes-meow]

*casually hands mom money that I owed her* "you should buy me mcdonald's"

[blowedd]

[bunlly]

I hope you meet someone who wants to experience you and not just see you by their eyes. Someone who doesn’t only want to have sex with you but moves their fingers over your body like trying to find a city on a world map and mark their favourite destinations. Someone who wants to experience you like a masterpiece. Whenever we observe a masterpiece we get the urge to touch it and most of the time we do, involuntarily, because it’s so perfect that we not only want to see it with our eyes and forget it’s details later on because I read somewhere that every time you recall a memory your brain edits it bit by bit so we long to experience it so that each part which contributes to it’s perfection stays with us afterall how scary it would be to forget how perfect you felt. So I hope someone experiences you like a summer breeze stroking your hair, like the warmth of bonfire on a chilly winter night, like the taste of that traditional homemade dish by a mother for her children who’s taste forever lingers in their mouth. I hope you find someone who justifies in treating you like the perfect art you are.

James Boyle (via lazypacific)

[mmcoconut]

“Dammit Steve, hold still”

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