bitter about treasure keepers 2kforever

Hello, I'm Teresa (on neo known as Pie.) and I've been on this hell site since 2002. I'm really boring and have no friends on neo. personal/main // user look up If I do unfollow you it is nothing personal I just try to stick to only neoblogs on here (chances are if I like you but you aren't a neoblog anymore I'll follow you on my personal.) one time I got paid to write about being gay on neopets.

[lunarskeletonart]

yeah i’ve been doodling neopets characters as warmups

[kauvara]

getting back into font making, baby

[neoamey]

Can we talk about how perfect UC RG Kyrii’s poses were?

[bluecybunny-blog]

Neopets Game Alignments

Chaotic Evil: all of them

[nigelthechia]

So there I was, sitting on my couch, duping dozens of super attack peas to sell on the trading post. I was finally going to fulfill my childhood dream of having a four maraquan draik account, and all it took was a little bit of rule breaking.

All of a sudden I hear my door come crashing down. I turn away from my laptop screen in horror as SWAT members swarm into my home. They kick over all my furniture and break everything with their batons. They scream. I scream. They handcuff me.

Shoved in the back of the van, I weep. I know where they are taking me. I have gone above and beyond breaking neopian law. TNT can’t just freeze my account; that would be far too light a punishment for a monster like me. I’m being taken to the government cyrogenic center, where I will be frozen forever, without a single maraquan draik to my name.

[neopets-items]

Old Neopets Art Board (Part II)

[pirateogrin]

sum ixis !! 

[countvonroo]

if you’re ever curious to know what my voice sounds like, you can just watch the “dad look it’s the good kush” vine, because I apparently sound like that to everybody.

or, you can listen to my newly born podcast that I host with @smoothjazzwaluigii

[itsneopoops]

Took the time to make a lil ref sheet for my new bab.

Why am I better at drawing with a mouse than on paper lol

[kauvara]

For somebody who’s been around on Neopets for fifteen years, it’s weird to think that there are still things for me to do. It’s been challenging, but there are a few pools I’ve yet to dip my toes into.

GUESS WHAT FINALLY CAME OUT

[kauvara]

also thank you everybody for the birthday wishes ;-;

[kauvara]

HOW THIS ASS TASTE?

[thepoundissowet]

me when i’ve had enough fucking neopets for one day:

[despazito]

[tacobellhotbox-blog]

Thoticus

[buffhimbo]

[kauvara]

!!! is this an automatic on your birthday but did I just get lucky?

[nigelthechia]