The Market Could Crash at Any Moment

#1 stockbroker in the neopet meme marketplace. She/Her

[nigelthechia]

Nigel’s back

[pcelite]

[nigelthechia]

neopets

[nigelthechia]

Shout out to childhood me for setting up a pin number for only pounding and transfering. A pin that I will never remember.

[nigelthechia]

Hey anyone want a jelly aisha

[nigelthechia]

As part of my campaign platform, I propose a bold new welfare program for the American people.

[theneoboards]

[pinkprettycure]

my fave neoboard posts

“go weave a basket”

“dont lie to me on these neopets”

“i feel God in this neoboard tonight”

“grow up this is neopets”

“i am report EVERYBODY so you best behavior ”

[angelicgarnet-moved]

“i’ve reported everyone in this thread, including myself” 

[legendofthesevenstars-deactivat]

[obstinaterixatrix]

[chia-pops]

A good one from today

[illusens-gayde]

honestly my fav thing about returning to the site after a couple of years is seeing how little has changed. this bastard is gonna outlive us all, come the apocalypse it’ll be cockroaches, nigel and his sports car

[nigelthechia]

Consider your mortality a blessing.

[eusocials]

robot nimmos have an aura to them that i cannot decipher

[seradar]

“What are you gonna do with that big bat? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.”

[eusocials]

You better hit me hard. :)

[alien-aishas]

[mayothompson]

[menacingneopian-deactivated2017]

God, the moment I saw the printing mask of the chia, I had to do this.

[nigelthechia]

[nigelthechia]

How do you even neoblog? Why can I only access this skill for two months every year? What strange power does this website hold over me?

[nigelthechia]

What do you even do on this website? What’s even left to exploit for content? Looking at the daily weather report?

[nigelthechia]

Fuck it. I'm making a weather post. I will delve into the bowels of this website and return with content.

[nigelthechia]

How do you even neoblog? Why can I only access this skill for two months every year? What strange power does this website hold over me?

[nigelthechia]

What do you even do on this website? What's even left to exploit for content? Looking at the daily weather report?

[nigelthechia]

How do you even neoblog? Why can I only access this skill for two months every year? What strange power does this website hold over me?

[illusen]

World Record Unassisted Speedrun Attempt - Fashion Fever (Neopets) 2018 [SUCCESS] [00:00:01.003]