弱井トト子

I can’t believe I got Totoko’s canon twitter handle. This is Robin lol if we used to hang out feel free to block me! BLs please fuck off thank u.

[kawaii-10105]

Todomatsu is the type of girl who would do a long winded eight paragraph anniversary post like two weeks before announcing hes getting divorced like appearances are so important

[todomatsuno]

I want him to put them yaoi hands on me for real

[kawaii-10105]

His presumably black turtle neck sweater

[kawaii-10105]

I would join the fanclub but in actually super duper broke forever and ever 😑

[kawaii-10105]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[syrupyyy]

this kills me

[tottymatsuno]

I could do a lot for him in life

[tottymatsuno]

Osomatsu serving a lightly fucked honey baked ham for thanksgiving

[tottymatsuno]

*bender voice* It's called style, honey. You should look it up 🤨

[kawaii-10105]

Its kinda no surprise that theres been at least 3-4 anthology stories where todomatsu cross dresses and catfishes his brothers for money and i guess my only commentary on that is i’d be a more lucrative mark. Leave them alone honey, i will touch you AND pay ur phone bill.

[kawaii-10105]

Like beni have the most twin energy look at them!! Look at Osomatsu and Osomatsu jr!!!

[kawaii-10105]

Beni have the most twin dynamic to me, probably bc theyre my fave duo but theyre so funny to me even when theyre enemies they are allies… like theyre wario and waluigi to me theyre both so evil

[kawaii-10105]

Unfortunately im very biased but hes so ridiculously cute to meeee

Wait i wanted to ask why they got necks in rhe last one whats going on there

[todomatsuno]

listen hes a freak. hes a fucking freak. he talks about and shows his porn all the time.

[todomatsuno]

Todomatsu in the quiz episode: yeah we’re all into this kink right? No? Well die.

[todomatsuno]

Todomatsu: yeah i had to stop jacking off seven times a day bc i was fucking my dick up

Me: huh? Like pulling it too hard?

Todomatsu: no, I didn’t learn how to use my hands to do it til i was like 20 something?

Me: ….????

Todomatsu: oh, well, I used to rub myself against trees. Thats how i was taught by a cat

Me: …????? W-what…? Are you serious…??

Todomatsu: c’mon, its not that weird. Anyways i only do it 3x a day at the absolute most.

Me: thats still kinda a lot? How do you find the time or space?

Todomatsu: well, if I don’t do it that much I kind of get all pent up and aggressive

Me: but you always are pmsing ??

Todomatsu: yeah so imagine that but worse

Me: 😱

Todomatsu: its normal for guys, I promise. Anyways so I was starting to rip my dick and pants up bc bark is really rough, right? And it would take a while because it didnt feel very good but i was also getting off to the idea of getting caught

Me: so you just had. Like. A tree you would hump seven times a day?

Todomatsu: hehe yeah my first girlfriend 💖

Me: …. What does that make me?

Todomatsu: well, you definitely feel better than the tree, so its no competition

Me: there could have been competition?

Todomatsu: no, but if there was you’re really far ahead of the tree and neck and neck with my fleshlight

Me: 😱⁉️

Todomatsu: like youre winning but not by much.

[todomatsuno]

Hi max! A cat canonically teaches him to jack iff using trees

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This is an odd one: a sexual education book featuring characters by Fujio Akatsuka! This book is rather infamous among Akasutka fans, and to

Todomatsu: ehhh kids today are lucky. They can just get a phone and look at porn and masturbate at home, back when I was growing up we had to use trees and hope the neighborhood sex ed cat was around to explain to us what cumming was

me: huh?

todomatsu: you know

me: wuh?

[smileyfaces]

new boot goofin

[kawaii-10105]

Id let him eat me out i mean eat me