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30, Black & caters to black girls. Bigender, he/him MINORS DNI. In Love with my complicated wife Dodomatsu. BL KYS. Pro shippers KYS. Don't be weird to me. REQUESTS CLOSED INDEFINITELY

[tottymatsuno]

Hi, I'm Robin! I'm 30, black, and a parent. Todomatsu is my favorite so subsequently most things I post about are him. Minors interacting with me makes me uncomfortable since this blog is NSFW. I imagine incest fans dying so BLs should block me on sight. I'm not neutral. I also vet every blog I'm mutuals with to ensure I'm not interacting with BLs.

I also block regularly for personal reasons, which often is of no reflection on the other party. I like to show discernment in my relationships, and I'm not compatible with everyone for a multitude of reasons. Please do not try to form a parasocial relationship with me, since I'd much rather be friends. I forgot to add this, but im a semi-nonsharer.

I'm open to only sharing with people I know, and am friends with, and not strangers or followers, or followers then mutuals. If you also si with totty, please introduce yourself so I can see if I'm comfortable with it, otherwise I'll assume you're tryna fuck my man in my house behind my back and I'll get mad 😭

Anyways i have a few semi-inactive sideblogs as well, post scans, write fanfics, and draw. I self ship with Todomatsu as my primary F/O. anyways here are some tags or links that might be cool to check out:

@todomatsunendoroid

@todomatsuno

@halfeviltotty

@kibonohoshi

https://archiveofourown.org/users/DeadkidRoro

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I would just make my bead eyes brown but I think them being white is cutieful

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This is fr my favorite scene in the whole season

[stitchposts]

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

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Crazy bc i deadass would not let four other women in my house if i saw how stressed out it made my girl... im so faithful todomatsu you'd never need to doubt me or start fighting other girls i would ask them to leaveeee youre my everything and im polyam so you know my feelings are stronf bc i do be looking and wanting and being tempted and i often crave

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I literally would never let another woman in my house if totty was living with me. Wouldn't even need to be cooking and cleaning id gouge my eyes out and cut off my hands and feet if I ever felt tempted to let another woman stay with me I would never do this to her like not once in my life I'd be like listen ok I understand youre homeless but I got a wife and so idk if you can stay here. It's snowing so like just for tonight but you gotta get tf outta here when the sun comes up bc I know I got something good and you're not gonna fuck it up for me

But I ain't this trick ass old man.

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The toto yuki hime EP is vivis favorite and she makes me d all the voices so for a while one of her fave vocal stims was the poison apple... Was delicious... And let's go! To even greater heights!

She used to say that daily last summer

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I love the crane wife episode too bc the voice direction on it is so funny, like once the other girlies come in that canned polite tone totty has is all gone

It sounds so natural when theyre cussing each other and calling each other bitches and sluts 😭 i die every time

Esp when theyre like DONT LET HER IN

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The toto yuki hime EP is vivis favorite and she makes me d all the voices so for a while one of her fave vocal stims was the poison apple... Was delicious... And let's go! To even greater heights!

She used to say that daily last summer

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Only God can judge me bc I still would. Idc it's small as long as it's Him.

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His sensitive ass the only one cryin

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They said ichimatsus fupa is just apart of his canon design in s4 and his fst pussy is one of his distinguishing character traits like jyushis long sleeves and todomatsus ugly accessories

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Only God can judge me bc I still would. Idc it's small as long as it's Him.

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His sensitive ass the only one cryin

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Only God can judge me bc I still would. Idc it's small as long as it's Him.

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HE SO ANNOYING GET OUT HER EAR WITH THIS SHIT LOL IWISH I COULD KILL HIM WITH A BOOK

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How does this keep happening to you? I hate him

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I was joking about it a few months ago but we need to put this gay republican down bc like. Aint no way he was a white house staffer back in 2016, and his favorite au jobs include cop, cop, milgram experiment cop, middle manager, trump staffer, magic cop, tv pervert, cop, cop, and starbucks employee.

I love him but he is not a progressive at all..Todomatsu has some awful conservative politics and hes so quiet about it. Hes a misogynist too. Youd ask him who he voted for and he'd have a laundry list of reasons why he voted blue but his ass a registered republican.

I can change him tho. By breaking his arm in 6 places and biting it til it bleeds bobbit style. He'll do better or bleed on my blade

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How does this keep happening to you? I hate him

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I wish i could hate s4 like everyone else but this shit cracks me up like LOL WYDM THE ANGELS TAKE THE DOG AND NOT OSOMATSU AND THEN THEY COME AS DEMONS AND TAKE IYAMI AND THE ANGELS COME FOR CHIBITA

WYDM OSOMATSU IS CURSED TO ROAM THE EARTH AFTER DESTH LFNSNDJD HIS SPIRIT IS NOT LAID TO REST AND THEN HIS FACE IN THE TITLE CARD LOL IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD LIKE OSOMATSU HELL IS REAL...FHSHDBD BE LUCKY YOU DIDNT GO

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I wish matsubara utilized the riceballs as killjoys more. I love my buzzkill robobabies. I love it that theyre party poopers and ruin the fun. Like they showed up as code compliance and tore that shit down and arrested herrr

Also how many cop Todomatsus are there.i need to make a post with all the coptties i can find bc theres just a lot tbh.

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I wish i could hate s4 like everyone else but this shit cracks me up like LOL WYDM THE ANGELS TAKE THE DOG AND NOT OSOMATSU AND THEN THEY COME AS DEMONS AND TAKE IYAMI AND THE ANGELS COME FOR CHIBITA

WYDM OSOMATSU IS CURSED TO ROAM THE EARTH AFTER DESTH LFNSNDJD HIS SPIRIT IS NOT LAID TO REST AND THEN HIS FACE IN THE TITLE CARD LOL IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD LIKE OSOMATSU HELL IS REAL...FHSHDBD BE LUCKY YOU DIDNT GO

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The scene where osomatsu waves over choromatsu so he can feel the fan too before they send them back

Hes so sweet. I love him 😭 he aint shit tho and i would never want to be in a relationship with him but hes so funny i love him so much i wish i could be his grunt or something. I wanna do his dirty work for him..i wanna be his evil gay advisor. I wanna be in his ear whispering dark poison and shit like yess osomatsu why shouldnt you stab them in the back, youre eldest. It is your birth right...!

Hes so sweetness. I want to help him