Robin’s No Kids Allowed Zone

21+ dear god. I post todocock and ball here so watch out. BL KYS

[jokesitos-art]

[いらいら]

[fiveallies]

What would you do if you checked sexypedia and ur identical brother who shits in public has a page but not you

[choromatsubator]

oc intro shes ghost that comes fucks him

here’s the part that I can’t post on tumblr uhhhhh sfw will be posted on main

[todomatsuno]

Someone was having fun on my ao3 last night :)

[todomatsuno]

personally, and this is just me, i wouldnt want to learn about sex and bdsm from a cat in the 70s or 80s

[todomatsuno]

Todomatsu in the quiz episode: yeah we’re all into this kink right? No? Well die.

[todomatsuno]

Todomatsu: yeah i had to stop jacking off seven times a day bc i was fucking my dick up

Me: huh? Like pulling it too hard?

Todomatsu: no, I didn’t learn how to use my hands to do it til i was like 20 something?

Me: ….????

Todomatsu: oh, well, I used to rub myself against trees. Thats how i was taught by a cat

Me: …????? W-what…? Are you serious…??

Todomatsu: c’mon, its not that weird. Anyways i only do it 3x a day at the absolute most.

Me: thats still kinda a lot? How do you find the time or space?

Todomatsu: well, if I don’t do it that much I kind of get all pent up and aggressive

Me: but you always are pmsing ??

Todomatsu: yeah so imagine that but worse

Me: 😱

Todomatsu: its normal for guys, I promise. Anyways so I was starting to rip my dick and pants up bc bark is really rough, right? And it would take a while because it didnt feel very good but i was also getting off to the idea of getting caught

Me: so you just had. Like. A tree you would hump seven times a day?

Todomatsu: hehe yeah my first girlfriend 💖

Me: …. What does that make me?

Todomatsu: well, you definitely feel better than the tree, so its no competition

Me: there could have been competition?

Todomatsu: no, but if there was you’re really far ahead of the tree and neck and neck with my fleshlight

Me: 😱⁉️

Todomatsu: like youre winning but not by much.

[todomatsuno]

Hi max! A cat canonically teaches him to jack iff using trees

Nyarome's Fun Sexual Education Classroom : Fujio Akatsuka : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

This is an odd one: a sexual education book featuring characters by Fujio Akatsuka! This book is rather infamous among Akasutka fans, and to

Todomatsu: ehhh kids today are lucky. They can just get a phone and look at porn and masturbate at home, back when I was growing up we had to use trees and hope the neighborhood sex ed cat was around to explain to us what cumming was

me: huh?

todomatsu: you know

me: wuh?

[stealthy-npc-deactivated2024010]

this is like one of the most romantic things u could say to a trans dude

[todomatsuno]

Someone: they all

Me:

Todomatsy

[nenchuu]

I always thought that Takashi would hurt Choromatsu by complete accident.

Like Choromatsu would try to do a cute thing with Takashi now that they’re dating that he sees in manga and anime (like covering their eyes and going “guess who~”), but it would backfire horribly as Takashi’s fight or flight instincts kick in.

The thing is, Ashikaga does the same kind of stuff to him, but he’s used to how her hands feel and at what angle since she’s so tall. Choromatsu’s hands are different, and he’s much shorter than her, so he immediately sees this as a scary stranger and a threat.

So when Choromatsu comes in, his face so sweet as he begins to speak in a sing-song, it’s abruptly cut off with a heel kick to the balls.

Takashi isn’t exactly strong, but he can exert a lot of force when his adrenaline is high enough.

While Choromatsu is doubled over in pain, Takashi apologizes profusely the entire time and tries his best to comfort him any way he can.

[jerkmastergeneral]

BONUS: After Choromatsu recovers from the initial shock, he blushes and looks up nervously at Takashi in shame.

Takashi feels bad about it until the gears start turning when Choromatsu gives him The Look.

Awkward silence ensues.

Choromatsu would rather they never speak of this again.

[jerkmastergeneral]

Let’s be honest, they all do. Izzy was right. There is one thing we know for certain and they are all some degree of masochist.

[todomatsuno]

Todomatsu is a glutton for emotional devastation and licking the Ls I have given him but in my minds eye he trusts me not to hurt him, and he trusts me so much that he believes that I know he would never actually hurt me. The rituals are intricate and specific, but I am his squishy little stress toy, and he's gonna squeeze me and squeeze me and squeeze me and I'll never break because that's my purpose and he loved me for it even when he chews and rips and bites and 🙈💕

[tottymatsuno]

[remanedur]

[jerkmastergeneral]

Thinking about OsoRin cuddling and Osomatsu getting so aroused he has to go into the kitchen and eat an entire raw potato.

[uru44-deactivated20180811]

yume-matsu

[byjove]

top 10 historical figures who couldn’t have handled my fantastic boy pussy

[jerkmastergeneral]

[choropilled]

cypress would never kick choro in the balls Only because .she gets the vibe that. Um. I walk away and don't come back

[choropilled]

Aaaaand reblog.

[nenchuu]

I always thought that Takashi would hurt Choromatsu by complete accident.

Like Choromatsu would try to do a cute thing with Takashi now that they’re dating that he sees in manga and anime (like covering their eyes and going “guess who~”), but it would backfire horribly as Takashi’s fight or flight instincts kick in.

The thing is, Ashikaga does the same kind of stuff to him, but he’s used to how her hands feel and at what angle since she’s so tall. Choromatsu’s hands are different, and he’s much shorter than her, so he immediately sees this as a scary stranger and a threat.

So when Choromatsu comes in, his face so sweet as he begins to speak in a sing-song, it’s abruptly cut off with a heel kick to the balls.

Takashi isn’t exactly strong, but he can exert a lot of force when his adrenaline is high enough.

While Choromatsu is doubled over in pain, Takashi apologizes profusely the entire time and tries his best to comfort him any way he can.

[jerkmastergeneral]

BONUS: After Choromatsu recovers from the initial shock, he blushes and looks up nervously at Takashi in shame.

Takashi feels bad about it until the gears start turning when Choromatsu gives him The Look.

Awkward silence ensues.

Choromatsu would rather they never speak of this again.