Stop Photosynthesizing In The Police Station

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[kawaiiboushi]

HEHEEEEHEHEHEOOUGGUGUUHHOWOWOOOEEUUGH

[ministarfruit]

so UNLUCKY!

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[ankle-beez]

[greenvelvetchaise]

not just mutuals but someone i’d eat a sandwich in the park with

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[mysillycomics]

[bloodraven55]

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

[chasetriesagain]

"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[ministarfruit]

blue hero

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[lonelyvomit]

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now

[oneheadtoanother]

[skajador]

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

[bovineblogger]

hey can u guys drag this cowie around your dash so she can eats it. thanks

[kingdxvi]

𝔑𝔦𝔪𝔦 𝔑𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 🖤