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Kiwi He/She  23

[pansyfemme]

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

[tummytastic]

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

[sanitymakesposts]

Penetration, my liege?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

[louisegluckpdf]

starting a collection

[coughloop]

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

[coughloop]

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

let brug cook

[aropride]

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[aropride]

glad we're all on the same page

[nyancrimew]

the internet archive could murder me in cold blood if it benefited archival, also where can i buy some of that internet archive heroin?

[lalalychee]

Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

[luvrbunni-deactivated20250401]

[soaptaculart]

My very specific headcanon that these five characters have a group chat called The Girls and Klavier has always wanted to be in it so badly but they won’t let him be one of the girls

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 1: ELAINE (seinfeld) VS BEOWULF (beowulf)

[calamitycons]

the poll is missing.

[character-of-all-time]

listen,

[calamitycons]

I'm listening

[character-of-all-time]

do you hear it?

[egberts]

[dailyquests]

Obliterated that twink

REWARDS: 36 Gold, 17 EXP, Twink Hide (x1)

[pallidprincess]

new weed idea

[pallidprincess]

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[catchymemes]

[severestudentsoulampomothill1972]

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[m4a1-shermayne]

This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

[spitblaze]

hey sorry I caught your boyfriend. in a master ball yea. yeah its a nice ball isnt it? anyway I'll trade him back to your for a munchlax if you want

[mathyfurret]

[gomjabbar]

been listening to the knuckles raps from sa2 while pretending to not know the music is from a video game and i highly recommend the experience. really good from the perspective of a normal rapper who talks about ghosts trying to kill him and his ability to telepathically detect gemstones in the earth

[lovelandresort]

i did this once while driving a classmate who knew nothing about sonic to college and she said in full seriousness ‘it’s so sad that he feels like he can’t depend on anyone but himself’

[slavery]

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

[yellahadid]

“Honor your father and your mother”

[slavery]

“Gargle my dick and balls”