[officialunitedstates]

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

Hey mutual ? What the fuck. Shirley temples are for EVERYONE

[dogpuppy]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[dogpuppy]

[sibyllance]

if your without and you put nuts on it I don't make the rules snowflake

TRUCK

was made nuts that truck is trans if you got a problem take it up with god

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[enba-and-luka]

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[noah-wyles]

[dogpuppy]

[deliverancefromfear]

[dogpuppy]

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[stream]

The Powerpuff Girls S01E08

[evilwizard]

say no more

[aliennachos]

[m4plesoda]

"Fortune hunter, rail agent, and the girl your Mumsie warned you about"