Forget Your Past

ENA’S Wife! (Serious) | 25+ | very very mentally ill and neurodivergent | the most detestable entity you’ll ever experience

[kaydwessie]

Every time I see another discord server advertise that it’s a safe space that means I can 100% guarantee that no the fuck it isn’t lol

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[myimaginaryother]

hey, your f/o was reading fanfics about you and them and they got so angry at how ooc the author made you </3 I also heard that your f/o has an extensive list of headcanons about you and their selfship... what? you didn't know they were selfshipping with you?

[imgonnamakeausernamelater]

f/o rolling on their back to show you their stomach like a cat because they trust you :3

[faulix]

patient needs self ship content to live

[dorothylarouge]

[byjove]

cops love to say people died “in a drug deal gone wrong” and people who disappeared mysteriously “probably died in a drug deal gone wrong”

[byjove]

which is code for “we dgaf and think this person was a throwaway human. no time to investigate this, we’ve got traffic tickets to write”

[byjove]

“obviously this consistently legally gainfully employed 45 year old mother of 3 with no history of drug use or previous criminal convictions was killed moving bricks of coke in the gulf or something. classic signs of a drug deal gone wrong. no need to look for her body or scrutinize her former husband with a 20 year history of abuse, he passed a lie detector test.” is what a lot of cold case missing persons cases sound like

[byjove]

what the cops think everybody is up to all the time:

[theconcealedweapon]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 1 day 7 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Yeah I think most people do

[capacity2]

You’ll be sitting on my apparatus

[kaydwessie]

I’m on so many bullshit communities here that I got this ad and thought this little fucker was someone’s new f/o

[liberalsarecool]

She called it.

Unqualified Republican appointments and GOP 3pstein capitalism have abysmal consequences.

[writing-prompt-s]

When humans finally met aliens, humans were a bit worried that their weirdos who have fantasies or theories about aliens might make their new friends uncomfortable. But luckily aliens have their own weirdos as well. So they decided to let both their weirdos meet to get it out of their system.

[kaydwessie]

Me and the aliens’ weirdo are in love now. We won’t stop making out and performing uncensored hand holding in public

[whitepeopletwitter]

Important data gathering

[faeberrywine]

ID credit: 428065811 on 小红书

(please like, reblog and give proper credit if you use any of my gifs!)

[lov3dream]

happy girlfriend day to selfshippers who are girlfriends or have girlfriends. especially if you and your f/o are girlfriends youre iconic and today is for you <3

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW