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I'm Creme, bad fanfiction connoisseur. I also hate Mamma Mia - and yet I can't stop thinking about it. 

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

*sees a garden gnome* fuck i hate torbjorn

[ihatetorbjorn]

[pochowek]

Went on a little rant today (:

[treasure-mimic]

Professor Layton is such a, such an odd protagonist, to actually get popular.

He’s just this soft-spoken, middle-aged professor who strives to be as polite as possible at all times and he wants other people to be as polite as possible, even at his shoutiest he doesn’t really raise his voice or get, like, super enraged or heated or anything, he doesn’t ever seem to lose his cool, I guess.

He’s just, such a purely nice guy, and is so straightforward with how nice he is, like I don’t know if there’s any other protagonists from anything that is the way Professor Layton is what the fuck,

it feels like a genuinely miracle that these games got popular, and I suppose, it’s on the strength of the puzzles and mystery and stuff, but still, the fact that Professor Layton is a widely known name, it fucking baffles me. What did we do to deserve Professor Layton?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

Randy’s heel turn

[sparrowhawksshadow]

There has to be a long German word for this feeling: “Look, I don’t disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you’re being such a smug pretentious bastard about it that I want to shove your face in regardless”

[sparrowhawksshadow]

Waltersobchakeit. “You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.”

[lithefider]

Awww I was expecting at least 30 characters in that word.

[catbountry]

The main feeling I get from this website.

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

☕️ catch the tea on that!!!!

🍵🐸 sip sip motherfuckers! 😖😫OUWIE OUCH OUCH!!! I burned my tongue it was too hot :(

[starleybucks-deactivated2019080]

the consult button doesn’t work if clay is your assistant because he’d just be like SHIT BUDDY IM LOST TOO!!

[strongblacklesbian]

Sleepover Weekend!

Happy Weekend darlings! Come over and chat, yeah?

tell me about your day

confessions 

truth or dare

fmk

blogrates

favorite fics this week

headcanons 

come vent to me

would you rather/most likely to/have you ever

tell me about about your crush, family, pets, funny stories

who i ship, who do you ship me with, who i ship others with

ask me about my top five anything

opinions on things

really just stop by and chat :)

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[troznaberius-remade]

can you please do trucy in "never"??

[nachtkern]

(based off of this)

[the-catholic-geek]

I feel like 2016 can’t get any weirder but I’ll probably be proven wrong in a month

[raptorific]

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

[ellenfromnowon]

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

not all heroes wear capes

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

me: *explicitly asks for validation*

someone: ur beautiful!

me: why am I literally surrounded by liars

[ksdfjhks-deactivated20180929]

why are straight boys so obsessed with cleavage…side and underboob are a million times better

[37q-archive]

[lesplendant]

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I replaced every instance of the word “you” in “Stronger Than You” with the “YOOUUU” from “Crank That (Soulja Boy)” by Soulja Boy.  I sadly couldn’t do words like “your” or “yours”.  I also replaced a “two” with the “OOUUU” to make it flow better.  Please enjoy my work.