How do you want me?

Kay || 22 || rph'er since 2013 0/15 shoutouts

[fatherofthebride]

the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going “this is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more”

[fatherofthebride]

he’s like 6’2” and jacked at one point he was like “try a kick. try… kicking it” so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like “wow. more torque…. than i expected. you’ve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratio” and i think i’m putting it on my resume

[coltre]

[simeleons]

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

[astraofrph]

so here’s the template i filled out in an rp a while ago, i have no idea who made it, but it’s in-depth af, and i cleared it out so people may use it at their will!

BASIC INFORMATION

FULL NAME:  PRONUNCIATION: MEANING:  REASONING:  NICKNAME(S):  PREFERRED NAME(S):  BIRTH DATE:  AGE:  ZODIAC: GENDER:  PRONOUNS:  ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: SEXUAL ORIENTATION:  NATIONALITY:  ETHNICITY:  CURRENT LOCATION: LIVING CONDITIONS:  TITLE(S): 

BACKGROUND

BIRTH PLACE:  HOMETOWN: SOCIAL CLASS: EDUCATION LEVEL:  FATHER:  MOTHER:  SIBLING(S):  BIRTH ORDER: CHILDREN:  PET(S):  OTHER IMPORTANT RELATIVES:  PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS:  ARRESTS?:  PRISON TIME?:

OCCUPATION & INCOME

PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME:  SECONDARY SOURCE OF INCOME:  TERTIARY SOURCE(S) OF INCOME:  APPROXIMATE AMOUNT PER YEAR:  CONTENT WITH THEIR JOB (OR LACK THERE OF)?:  PAST JOB(S):  SPENDING HABITS:  MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION: 

SKILLS & ABILITIES

PHYSICAL STRENGTH:  OFFENSE:  DEFENSE:  SPEED:  INTELLIGENCE:  ACCURACY:  AGILITY:  STAMINA:  TEAMWORK:  TALENTS:  SHORTCOMINGS:  LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN:  DRIVE?:  JUMP-STAR A CAR?:  CHANGE A FLAT TIRE?:  RIDE A BICYCLE?:  SWIM?:  PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?:  PLAY CHESS?:  BRAID HAIR?:  TIE A TIE?:  PICK A LOCK?: 

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE & CHARACTERISTICS

FACE CLAIM:  EYE COLOR:  HAIR COLOR:  HAIR TYPE/STYLE:  GLASSES/CONTACTS?:  DOMINANT HAND:  HEIGHT: WEIGHT:  BUILD:  EXERCISE HABITS:  SKIN TONE:  TATTOOS:  PEIRCINGS:  MARKS/SCARS:  NOTABLE FEATURES:  USUAL EXPRESSION:  CLOTHING STYLE:  JEWELRY:  ALLERGIES:  BODY TEMPERATURE:  DIET:  PHYSICAL AILMENTS: 

PSYCHOLOGY

JUNG TYPE:  JUNG SUBTYPE:  ENNEAGRAM TYPE:  MORAL ALIGNMENT:  TEMPERAMENT:  ELEMENT:  PRIMARY INTELLIGENCE TYPE:  APPROXIMATE IQ:  MENTAL CONDITIONS/DISORDERS:  SOCIABILITY:  EMOTIONAL STABILITY:  OBSESSION(S):  COMPULSION(S):  PHOBIA(S):  ADDICTION(S):  DRUG USE:  ALCOHOL USE:  PRONE TO VIOLENCE?: 

MANNERISMS

SPEECH STYLE:  ACCENT:  QUIRKS:  HOBBIES:  HABITS:  NERVOUS TICKS:  DRIVES/MOTIVATIONS:  FEARS:  POSITIVE TRAITS:  NEGATIVE TRAITS:  SENSE OF HUMOR:  DO THEY CURSE OFTEN?:  CATCHPHRASE(S): 

FAVORITES

ACTIVITY:  ANIMAL:  BEVERAGE:  BOOK:  CELEBRITY:  COLOR:  DESIGNER:  FOOD:  FLOWER:  GEM:  HOLIDAY:   MODE OF TRANSPORTATION:  MOVIE:  MUSICAL ARTIST:  QUOTE/SAYING:  SCENERY:  SCENT:  SPORT:  SPORTS TEAM:  TELEVISION SHOW:  WEATHER: VACATION DESTINATION: 

ATTITUDES

GREATEST DREAM:  GREATEST FEAR:  MOST AT EASE WHEN:  LEAST AT EASE WHEN:  WORST POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN:  BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT:  BIGGEST REGRET:  MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT:  BIGGEST SECRET:  TOP PRIORITIES: 

[univcrsefactory]

pony tails or braids? silk or lace? pj shorts or long pj bottoms? hair up or down? rose gold or gold? necklaces or bracelets? stockings or socks? coffee or tea? outside or inside? ladybugs or bees? strawberries or raspberries? red lip or nude lip? pumps or ballet flats? sugar or honey?

[lampsarepeopletoo]

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

[kayhq]

So I don’t have coronavirus (or so my doctor thinks) but I have upper respiratory SOMETHING

[drunkblushed]

JUICY by drunkblushed

hi friends! due to demand, here’s a single muse page theme – it’s meant to go along with my other themes, reality and selfish. this can also be used as a theme for teaser blogs. it comes with 4 side links and a google results window that could be used for bios! 

♡ — SPECIFICATIONS

230 x 380 phone wallpaper

80 x 80 instagram photos

80 x 150 snapchat photos

200 x 80 search results photo

40 x 40 contact icons

♡ — CONDITIONS

do not combine with other themes.      

do not take copy or take parts of this theme.

do not alter / remove the credits and do not redistribute as your own.

please like / reblog if you use this theme!

do not use for smut rps and krps!

♡ —CREDITS

honey bee icon font by suiomi

material icons by google

fonts used is  montserrat

PREVIEW ♡ PASTEBIN

if you like my themes, please consider DONATING TO MY KO-FI!

[kayhq]

also i stand by what i said about kian lawley in 2017. Its 2020 and he’s still trash from what he did back in 12/13.

[kayhq]

should i go get coffee? iced or hot? send me some stuff to do while i work out this issue.

[etherealtaem]

                                                   кяуѕтαℓ'ѕ ∂яєαм

                                                  taemin x krystal

(originally posted to my other blog 7–teen)

[kayhq]

yooo it’s my old ass video i made almost 2 years ago. im still lightweight proud of it.

[kayhq]

i made this video 5 years ago... omfg

[kayhq]

okay so wtf did tumblr do to my tag pages? They show up as not found. im irritated.

[jungjnsoul]

𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑  ♡  jungjnsoul’s theme pack for admins.

hi again !  i’m back with another theme, but this one’s finally coded with mains in mind. it doesn’t have quite as many flashy tabs, but i wanted to give you guys something for being so sweet & patient with me.

guidelines:        please don’t redistribute, just link back to this post. don’t move credit. although it comes from one, this is not a base code, so do not repost or claim as your own.

features:

admin pictures: 55x55 px

sidebar image: 240x240 px

header image: 800x160 px

inbox tab image: 450x200 px

navigation tab image: 350x250 px

admins pop-up

navigation tab

inbox tab / faq spot

you have to edit the admins pop-up in the code.

credits:        base code by limesthemes. honeybee font by suiomi.

PREVIEW  +  CODE    /    ko-fi.

[31st]

obsessed with this girl in my bio class who always brings a full litre bottle of coke to every lesson, today she said “im just genuinely not a nice person” to my bio teacher when he asked her why she swore so much. In year eleven before one of our gcse exams as we were lining up outside the exam hall she came up to me and said “what exam is this” and when i told her physics she said “yeah i think i can do that” and got in line

[sophie531896273240810891]

is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

[sophie531896273240810891]

like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk

[sophie531896273240810891]

rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee

[mevima]

PSA for anyone with a vehicle who is new to staying at home and not going out much:

If you are allowed, start your car once a week and drive it around the block; about five minutes’ worth. Some cars and some car parts aren’t designed to be idle for weeks at a time, and - mostly your battery and your tires - can stop functioning properly. You don’t want to find out something’s gone wrong when you actually need your car! Driving it around the block lets the alternator run long enough to recharge the battery, and lets you notice any new issues that may have cropped up.

It’s also recommended to get your oil changed more often when your car has been idle.

[spoon-crossing]

Tommy neglected to inform me about the body