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Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

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everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

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Let’s talk about my holy trinity of M9 ace headcanons!

Caleb is demisexual. He rarely experiences sexual attraction and is always slightly confused when it happens because he has trouble recognizing the feelings for what they are. Since sexual attraction goes hand in hand with emotional closeness, he has only experienced that kind of attraction two or three times in his whole life.

Caduceus is asexual. He finds people’s sexual shenanigans very fascinating but also has no idea what’s going on. Mostly he watches all the drama and dancing around with bemused confusion. To him, sex and the desire for it are similar to his interest in all other things that exist in nature. He experiences no sexual attraction at all and has no desire to have sex.

Fjord is grey-asexual. He generally likes the idea of sex, but is rarely in the mood for it and only with very specific people. Mostly, sexual advances make him very uncomfortable and it happens quite often to him, since many people find him handsome. Fjord is curious about having sex that is as fun as everyone says, but also experiences sex repulsion under certain circumstances.