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@kayleepond
Hey Tumblr!
You haven’t heard from me in 5 billion years but I just announced I’m going to stop camming at the end of this month and tbh I want to see as many of you as possible before I go!
I’m online now doing a sleepy and cuddly show and you can visit me at this link! ^_^
Egg in a Hat* Tutorial
Ok so I brought up that I was going to make “Egg in a Hat” for breakfast and one of my great friends showed some curiosity so I thought that just for the hell of it I would make a tutorial so that any who do not know the wonders of this simple dish might feel compelled to try it. It’s seriously easy to make so a tutorial is not even close to necessary actually.
I actually I had never heard of or seen this before and totally thought I invented it until I saw “V for Vendetta” and realized he totally cooks this in it!
It’s great with lots of types of bread and REALLY good in bagels, though I have to widen the middle for that.
Ok so get two pieces of bread (or one is great, too!) and make holes in the middle of them. I used a fancy tool but I usually just rip the middle out with my fingers. A large shot glass will work too or a small regular glass. Keep the insides, it’s nicer if they stay intact!
Do this to both pieces and set aside the middle.
Next get a pan (large for two, small for one) and put some butter in there to melt.
It is way easier to me if I take both pieces and rub BOTH sides of them in the melty butter, then you have evenly buttered bread! I used to be silly about it and then one side was all buttery and the other was totally missing out.
Then you will crack an egg carefully into each one. If the hole is too small the egg will sometimes run over and that’s totally ok and still super delicious!
I usually do this over medium to high heat.
Watch for the eggs to start getting opaque at the bottom.
You still want the top to be pretty gooey, to be honest in this photo I let them go a bit too far because I was too busy taking pictures. I LOVE my yolks runny, especially with Egg in a Hat, so I always try really hard not to let it go too long. Obviously you can cook them to your own liking! So at this point flip them over but be careful not to break the yolk or anything. Quick and confident flip! Remember to flip the middle pieces too!
Let this cook for just a little bit, you can flip them over and poke it a bit and flip it back if you think it’s not ready. You’ve done most of the cooking on the other side so at this point you just want to get the whites cooked. Sometimes I try to make it more even so that the bread toasts evenly. Sometimes I even toast the bread FIRST so it’s going to be crispy for sure.
Ok so you can take it off the heat and put it all on a plate now, and now you have a super delicious and easy meal!
I usually like to add salt over the whole thing and then add a bit more salt once the yolk is revealed because I usually think that part especially needs salt.
It’s awesome because you have bread to soak up all of the glorious egg yolk and it adds some crunch and interesting texture to the eggs.
Seriously, it’s incredibly awesome!
* There are LOTS of different names for this and they are pretty much all super cute. I like “Egg in a Hat” and it’s what I became accustomed to saying but the other ways are awesome too!
Other names:
Egg in the basket
Egg/Bird in a nest
Egg in a hole (Several people mentioned that they call it “Toad in the Hole” but that is actually already the name of a different dish that involves sausage. If that’s how you know it, that’s great! Just know that it could get confusing!)
Egg on a raft
Hole in One
One-Eyed Eggs/Jack
Hunter’s Eggs
Gas House Eggs
Navy Eggs
Rocky Mountain Eggs
EDIT: Mr. Pond calls them “Howdy Doody Eggs” and was quite cross with me for leaving that out.
Seriously there are like a million names!
What do you call them? Answer in the comments!
The other day I was talking about this Egg in a Hat tutorial during my cam show and trying to find it with no luck, but I totally tracked it down today! Reading through it makes me want this SO badly but I have no bread! *cries forever* You guys will have to make it in my stead. GO! Eat amazing and delicious food! <3
Just trying to get the Egg in a Hat word out there because it’s one of the best things ever. If you tried this, be sure to tell me about it! :D
Quick question. What style of paints do you use for the paint shows? I have a model friend who's trying new ideas and i brought up the use of body paints. The paints you use seem to hold up well enough. Enough for what she'd need.
Mehron is where it’s at! It took me a while to find the right paints, but Mehron is absolutely amazing. It smells great, too (like coconuts) and is a joy to work with. I know it comes in tubes but I use the really big Paradise paint palette and have some smaller palettes also. Love it so, so much! Mehron is really the best!
Sadly my beloved PJ shirt has been adored so much that I’m wearing holes into it. Can’t open the door for the mail man wearing this shirt anymore! Haha
people have so much time on their hands bye?
This is really important to me.
you know those videos where it’s like a hairy pile of like.. spiders, or whatever? And like all unholy heck breaks loose and thousands of tiny spiders run everywhere and it’s the worst thing ever? this is like the opposite of that
Because you deserve it.
Some pictures from my David Bowie tribute show last night. We’re so lucky that he fell to Earth.
Khaleesi?
Yes?
(Awesome Photoshopping done by my friend @amanojyaku)
Just my face! :)
Can we fuck
Nah.
i was in the middle of working when i found that my blog was just gone. i’m really upset and confused, i know for a fact that i was not breaking any type of rule. however, attempting to log into my account confirmed that my account had been terminated by tumblr staff. i checked my email for an explanation from tumblr, but found none. i’ve emailed them, but have yet to get a single reply.
as some of you know, i am a sex worker. my blog is my base of operations for my customers & regular followers alike, so it’s an issue when i lose that platform. for now, i will be operating here and twitter. i really don’t want to believe that i was terminated because i am a sex worker, but i really see no other reason. i’m hoping this can be ironed out without further issue.
if you guys could reblog this post, i would appreciate it. not all of my followers had my twitter or instagram, so not all of them will know that i’m gone.
P.S. i apologize for my crappy handwriting. i’m still angry, so my hands are shaky.
1,000 notes! awesome! thank you guys!
WTF MAN :( hope you get your blog back!!
This is the worst. I fear this happening to me so much. I’ve heard of this kind of thing a bunch of times and I just really wish they would send a message with a warning because I would fix anything they asked for, if possible and I’m sure the same is true for just about everyone else.
I hope you get your blog back!
Having some fun in fishnets!
This was just a few days before my first show, which was 3 years ago today! I’ll confess to you now, I was practicing my dancing and strip teasing because I was so nervous I wouldn’t get it right! Hahaha.
I just want to pat Past Kaylee on the head!
First Show in One Hour!
Hey guys!
I’ll be on in only one hour for my first show! There is a Doctor Who theme to celebrate the premiere of the new season, but there is certainly fun for everyone! I hope that you guys will join me so we can hang out and have a great time together! There will be boobs and you will see my ladybits for the first time, LIVE!
I’m hoping for a laid back time with lots of fun and conversation and I can’t wait to enjoy it with you!
I will be on Myfreecams.com, if you’ve signed up there with a name different than your tumblr name, please let me know who you are!
You can find me here. If that doesn’t work, you can search for me (KayleePond)!
I’m feeling pretty nervous, so I hope to see you guys there to help me feel more at ease! Let’s just relax and have FUN!
I can’t believe this was 3 years ago today! Just thinking back on sweet little Noob Kaylee warms my heart!
I hope to make many more wonderful memories with you all TONIGHT for my 3 Year Camiversary Celebration!! Whoohoo!
You can find me online, HERE around 7pm Eastern!
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This is how you trailer.
Why did they bother making any other trailers?
This really delights me.
Some anon told me I shouldn’t post any more pictures of myself without makeup, so I felt like this was a good time to share these no makeup pictures with you!
Dreadful, eh? ;)
Is this anonymous
Yes.
