the perks of being an idiot

kaylee perth, australia i am okay

[strongbowdarkfruit]

someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me

[bbbrujo-deactivated20161217]

[piarin]

[weloveshortvideos]

[softspaceprincess2]

Me as a child

[melodyburst]

I had to save these because he’s deleteing his entire tag soon. I can’t let these gems be lost forever.

[papermittylove]

If you know what I mean

[eclectdissect]

[storeboughtisfine]

I HATE THIS

[kayry]

Sorry to hear about your friend that passed away x

Sammy was an outrageously beautiful human being

[heteroerotic]

i want to know what the correct amount of dick to suck is. is there a yearly quota or is it a lifetime type of thing? if you suck too much dick one year can you suck less the next to even it out? do i need to make up for all of the years ive gone without sucking dick by sucking a certain amount more until im caught up? is there a difference between sucking one dick twenty times and twenty dicks one time? i have so many questions. if only the meninist was more clear in his wisdom

[best-of-memes]

[cheese24k]

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

[coooooooooooooulson]

are you fuckingkidding me

[akitooo]

hahahahalmao

[humanbean1111-deactivated201809]

THIS WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

[iraffiruse]

[officialjeffgoldblum]

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

[natawhat]

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

[nightterrorbeauty-deactivated20]

drinking permit

[kayry]

after i fainted

nurse: how many fingers?

me: 3 with some lube

[virare]

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

[bennyandthehets]

[blackalleykat-deactivated201709]