Kwason

poly nb autistic from adelaide does the genders wins the points.

[natehankz]

[trufflesmushroom]

patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence

[dan-povenmire-tiktok-comments]

[heroofthreefaces]

I’m going to pull seniority as a writer of crossovers for almost forty years and declare the answer to this:

The only plot that could possibly pit Batman and Perry the Platypus against each other in a physical hand-to-hand fight is one in which they both have need to lose and are both trying to throw the fight to the other. After about a minute and a half:

BATMAN (surreptitiously): You’re trying to lose, aren’t you?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS (nods warily)

BATMAN: [guesses correctly but in generic terms why Perry is trying to lose]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS (nods)

BATMAN: Same here. 

(NOTE: The threats come from two different villains who are not working together.)

BATMAN: Go for my cowl. Make it look good.

PERRY THE PLATYPUS (signs to Batman to knock his hat off) 

(BATMAN and PERRY THE PLATYPUS lunge at each other and seem to simultaneously knock each other out) 

DOOFENSCHMIRZ: A playtpus? Where did Perry go? 

GORDON: Why is Bruce Wayne fighting a platypus in a Batman costume?

DOOFENSCHMIRZ: It’s a platypus in the Batman costume??

[kwason]

Perry the Batypus?!

[nonotimetoulouse]

It’s like every week something weird happens.

[tubofgoodthings]

I can’t even begin to imagine how many episodes would be improved just by Picard giving a stumbling, awkward exposition of the episode’s plot to the crew

[starryoak]

ALL episodes could be improved if we saw Picard’s awkward, stumbling exposition to the crew of what’s going on that episode. In fact, I really wanna see that.

[nonotimetoulouse]

“Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. You may notice my voice sounds different, and uh, long story short, I’m 12 again. Another transporter thing, we should really get that looked at. Anywhooo if a little blonde kid starts ordering you around, don’t ignore him, because it’s me. Ok. Bye.”

[stra-tek]

“Okay so, you may have noticed large parts of the ship transforming into some kind of Mayan temple, and Commander Data running around and talking in several different voices. We are aware of the situation and taking steps to restore things to normal.”

[depsidase]

[kwason]

I feel like if we’ve decided on housing people, some of the incredibly prevalent vacant houses would be a great first option. You’ll also find that discomfort with institutionalised spaces like ‘a converted mall to house all the homeless’ is often a major factor in people becoming homeless in the first place.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[amar-bayt-fawaz-deactivated2019]

[ms-hells-bells]

that is exactly my point of view. if all people were given universal basic income, we could have tens of thousands of boring, tedious, dangerous, and long term harmful jobs done by robots, while humans are free to explore their passions without fear of poverty and homelessness.

in a good society, automation means a boom in the arts. language, painting, music, dance, writing, philosophy, architecture, etc. these are the sectors that advance tremendously during periods of human health and flourishing

[bellfry]

Back in the 1960s, we were told that automation and rising productivity would mean shorter work weeks with higher pay. Instead we have multibillionaires, growing poverty, and crumbling infrastructure. The money is all there, it’s just being hoarded.

[kwason]

More than that though, the idea that money represents the texture of your life needs to change. We don’t want money in order to *have money*. It is the medium we use to manage our day to day needs and those needs are not getting met. Even when we get money we are so depersonalised from our communities and environment. We don’t know what to do with money in order to buy back what we lose through overwork. And you can’t get it back. Universal basic income will be a good stepping stone to transition towards a healthy socialist society, but the goal is eventually to erase the monetary system and live lives where we think of our needs in their true form and meet them through community organisation that is supported by global structures with no national borders.

[muppetshow2026]

if the muppet show was still airing chappell roan would guest star and thered be a running bit of miss piggy thinking shes trying to steal kermit but shes actually trying to flirt with miss piggy the whole time

[muppetshow2026]

they lock eyes while shes performing good luck babe and miss piggy is visibly considering it

[muppetshow2026]

wait everyone else shush i need to be alone with this person for a second

[kwason]

It’s been Nearly Halloween™️ for three months, but now it’s finally The Month of Halloween.

[theconcealedweapon]

[kwason]

Wow you mean to say being a bootlicker and a murderer is unpopular and people have to be coerced into it through poverty? Wild.

[nitw]

i've been waiting for gravity falls to become relevant again so i could share one of my favorite underrated bits from the entire show. like it's only episode 2 but this whole segment just makes me lose my shit. i think jason ritter's exasperated line delivery is what makes it

[zacsoyama]

seeing dimension 20’s worlds calendar pointedly saying “FUCK TERFS” in both the description and art for the month of june was such a heartwarming surprise today

edit: in a reblog I shared the full June month art and the remaining hidden FUCK TERFs but the rb got lost in the notes so see the rest below :)

also credit to the amazing artist here: @sydsketch !!! go tell them how amazing they are!

[thelilnan]

source

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

[troubled-little-loner]

What are the extra two?

[teaboot]

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

[were--ralph]

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

[twentyyearstoolate]

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