Sup

not straight, but forward

[sandsvendor100]

Jesus Never Died

[sandsvendor100]

He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away

[coldxharbor-deactivated20191103]

I seriously lack any ounce of self control around chips and salsa

[sportmuscles]

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

[sportmuscles]

i read it wrong this isnt true 

[spiribia]

maddened by the fact that human babies supposedly have better facial recognition on monkeys and can recognize when they’ve already seen individual monkeys by their faces better than adults can but quickly drop that ability as they grow up because it’s not as necessary. i wanted to retain monkey differentiation powers

[wintercorrybriea]

fruit is so messy just straight up whore food

[noraguthrie-deactivated20211117]

Cum tastes like the tv channel at the hotel that’s like about the hotel

[noraguthrie-deactivated20211117]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

i know what you’re going through i read the perks of being a wallflower 

[thoughtsofdog]

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

[fake]

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

fursona research

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the giant armadillo is the land mammal with the most permanent teeth at 74

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

sea slugs go through 750,000 teeth in a lifetime

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

orcas have the sharpest teeth of all animals

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

the water deer has retractable saberteeth and is classified as a deer despite not being true deer

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

there is a species of duck with a sawbill that has been nicknamed the tooth duck

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

the hyena and the titan triggerfish both have teeth and jaws strong enough to crush bone

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

mosquitos have 47 teeth

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

walrus and elephant tusks are teeth. so are narwhal "horns"

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

the phrase "long in the teeth" meaning that you're getting on in years is because horse gums recede as they get older, thus making their teeth look longer

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

giraffes and humans have the same number of teeth

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

lobsters and crabs have teeth in their stomach. minnows have teeth in their throats

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the paraya fish has fangs that can grow up to 7 inches long that they use to impale their prey

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

the crabeater seal has teeth that work as a sieve to filter out things larger than the krill they eat

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

naked mole rat teeth are on the outside of their lips to keep dirt out of their mouths while they dig

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

you can tell the age of both dolphins and horses via their teeth.

dolphin teeth have rings similar to the ones in trees that you can see when their teeth are bisected horizontally.

horse gums recede uniformly over the years, so you can see how old they are based on how much tooth is visible. this is the origin of the phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth"

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

pangolin do not have teeth

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

beavers have orange teeth

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

echidnas don't have teeth OR nipples

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dragonfish have evolved transparent teeth so that fish can't see them behind their bioluminescent lure

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

lamprey eels have no jaws, just a circular mouth with very strong suction

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

i got so caught up in teeth facts i forgot to make a fursona

[21angryfrogs]

i love you and your fixations but this post feels like a cry for help

[classicsnake]

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

[classicsnake]

come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

[classicsnake]

GOD DAMN IT

[classicsnake]

i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

[utopians]

Reverse freudian dream analysis. If you dream about fucking it means you have a repressed desire to ride a train through a tunnel

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[eskewcity]

that episode of spongebob where he gets stuck in that town and keeps missing the bus and the road goes into a sharp vertical line so he can’t leave should classify as a horror short film

[kaijuno]

Twitch can be such a magical place

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

growin up,

they all told me

that my autism

was a flawtism

(if eminen was autistic and wrote a song about his experiences)

this is one of those asks that the last sentence just really makes it

[funnytwittertweets]

[boybarrett-deactivated20211126]

🌈 what are you doing for pride month?

sweating