fuck off

[poisonedsequin]

zuhair murad fall 2023 couture

[wiiwheel]

1 thing about me I'm gonna be a sweetie

[melisaaaaaa-deactivated20240527]

Can I hear a second thing about you

[wiiwheel]

2 thing about me I'm a nasty sicko man

[doublism]

testosterone should be sold by the gallon for cheap at every costco. a buck fifty. like the hot dog

[remanence-of-love]

[aidashakur]

[be-humblle]

[perfectfeelings]

“Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.”

— John Green, An Abundance of Katherines

[redrola]

[medievaljournalist]

do you mind if i attack you with invincible + insanely fast scorpions

[ballwizard]

is that a speaker in your pants or is your penis loud as fuck and singing beautiful songs to me

[catchymemes]

[firefox-official]

i love texting and driving. i also love speeding and playing my music loud enough that i can’t hear sirens nearby

[dontbemeanmrbubz]

I believe the rule is "don't text and drive unless it's something extremely funny that you just HAVE to send your friends"

(no, but seriously, don't do it)

[firefox-official]

i love littering

[resqectable]

“Bad things are always going to happen in life. People will hurt you, but you can’t use that as an excuse to hurt someone back.”

— Unknown

[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[huffylemon]

[thepersonalquotes]