On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog

Reddfugee & Hangryposter

[dogmotifv2]

"if i was alive in medieval times i'd be-" if you were alive in medieval times you'd probably be a peasant. take my hand. today we must work on our lord's land there's no time to waste it's 8am half the day's gone already

[saywha413]

accidentally took the funniest screenshot 💀

[computervsworld]

when someone asks how you're doing

[spider-girl-palps]

Ohhhh that is too much for you little spider…

[spider-girl-palps]

Ohhh nooo…

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[caudachroma]

cow triangles

[kkujo]

sorry sir that is yassified information

[magpieguy]

yea

[ozempicofficial]

[thatsoup]

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

[mr-ribbit]

[three-predatory-lesbians]

this is like 9/11 for americans...

[ashlgcostumes]

As someone who is both trans and has a child, absolutely hilarious to me that society presents one of these as absolutely only to be done if you are 110% certain and have proved to several people that you want it bad enough and are ready, and the other is like. You might as well everyone else does. Just do it nobody feels ready. You don’t want to? Yes you do

Especially since one of those is pretty reversible if you change your mind after a couple years and the other one, well, technically but that’s pretty frowned upon

[innerchildabortionclinic]

there's one thing that's certain: coworkers are NOT contributing to any declining birth rates

[innerchildabortionclinic]

coworkers love getting pregnant it's a form of enrichment for them

[thegenderdruid]

it's truly insane how much more functional society would be and how much happier everyone would be if every job was perpetually 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be 'efficient' (in the short term, for shareholders) so fuck everyone I guess

[molive-0]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[baddywronglegs]

By this point Loch Ness is probably the inland body of water we can be most sure doesn't have a monster in it.

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

But what if there IS one?

Better scan it again just to be sure.

[sreegs]

i think that cross might be too big for that jesus

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[sxsg-moved]

[orbitingrook]