KAZ’S BATMAN CORNER

im kaz (he/they/it) and i like batman! ive been developing my own silly batman au lately so i made this blog dedicated to it :) feel free to send me asks and stuff! main blog @campyvillain

[kazbatman]

i really like your scarecrow. i would say im shaking him with psychonauts style telekinesis but he looks like he would fall apart if i did that

ty <3 i think if you psychonaut psychoanalyzed any batman villain then you would instantly die inside their mind. i’ve never played the game btw i’m just assuming i’m right in saying this

[kazbatman]

y our designs are the only real ones anymore i love them so much

TYSM ^_^

[kazbatman]

How big is Polka Dot? Because he reminds me of a normal sized skinny lanky man that's in every alleyway watching you from the shadows.

he’s pretty short, it’s just that his limbs are really really long compared to his body. he’s not really that tall all things considered

[kazbatman]

the boss is hugo strange, isnt he?

yep

[kazbatman]

Is riddler wearing like a morph suit or is his face just in shadow

you know the thing with ralsei from deltarune? it’s that

[kazbatman]

Kaz!riddler talking about Batman: “zis creature iz bizexual”

what are you doing. why are you making him french

[kazbatman]

polka dot guy like a frog can he jimp on all fours

he can actually do this! also the white dots on the fingertips and palms of his gloves double as sticky grips so he can climb on walls if he needs to. there’s a lot of weird things to him

[kazbatman]

I love your polkadot man design so much I love him he’s so silly and friendly looking to me I want to give him a hug but also I’m nervouse and scared. But not scared in a aaaa he’s going to hurt me and shoot me way no he’s like the cool kid at school who I want to be friends with but I’m scared to talk to him because I’m scared I’ll mess up and everyone will laugh at me. Hope this helps

these are all correct . this has helped

[kazbatman]

[kazbatman]

does anyone else hate getting totally owned by The Horrors. just saying

[kazbatman]

Your scarecrow kinda.......👀

yeah probably don’t tell him that

[kazbatman]

"weird" riddler. sir. look at your boyfriend you can't judge bruce wayne for marrying a fucked up animal person

bold of you to assume he’d be capable of grasping the irony in that

[kazbatman]

riddler managing to attack some kind of spy camera to batman or robin, and then seeing them unmask in the cave, does he A: assume batman caught the camera and is trying to trick him and hired some guy who looks incredibly sad and wet and pathetic to do it, or B: cry and sob and throw up because there is no cryptid this is so so so so sucks and bad

i think he’d be so insanely attached to the belief that no matter what batman HAS to be some kind of cryptid he just HAS to for the sole reason that if batman isn’t a cryptid then riddler will never get the acclaim he wants for capturing him, so riddler just conditions himself into believing he is, even when it makes him do super stupid things and even when every piece of evidence goes against it. so yeah option one would definitely be the more likely route. riddler sees that happen in real time and is like “Oh that horrific bat thing who keeps beating the shit out of me is married to that emo billionaire who mopes around all the time? oh ok. weird but good for them i guess :T” and leaves it at that

[kazbatman]

Kaz!Riddler would be opening Bruce corpse and imitate the scene in "the Batman" when he realises Batman is just a guy

could you even imagine.

[kazbatman]

What’s Riddler’s relationship with Batman?

if Batman is essentially a cryptid in this au then Edward is the deranged conspiracy theorist who thinks killing him and finding out how his organs work will prove that cryptids exist, and that it will also get all the Big Name Smart People to fall madly in love with him for his discovery. Edward has no idea that Batman is just a guy under there by the way

[kazbatman]

kitty :3

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