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[kcdconfessions]

hello! welcome to the 2nd edition of kcd confessions! this one is being admined by a different person :) but i wanted to thank the original creator of the, now deleted, kcdconfessions, that blog was a lot of fun to read and i miss it. so: here it is! kcdconfessions.... 2!

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[kcdconfessions]

After seeing a lot of other people play KCD2, I cannot for the life of me figure out why no one seems to understand that when Henry is talking to Ignatius the sheep, he is the one doing the "baa" responses. He's doing both sides of the conversation because he's a dork. Every streamer I've seen has said something like "why didn't they get a sound clip of a real sheep?" Or "it's so obvious that sheep sound is just some guy, not even trying." They're not trying to trick you! It's Henry doing it, in-universe! It's on purpose! He's being silly! It's small and dumb but it drives me crazy.

#458

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Well, I’m ready to be defenestrated in the comments for this. So there’s something that has been bothering me for quite some time. I have read many (too many? Nah) Hansry fanfictions and there seems to be a… shared point of view on their relationship. Specifically when they are apart. Now, there are obvious hints that Hanush’s pair of buffoons think about each other constantly (Henry thinking of Hans when he’s drenched in shit and Hans stealing a bow from the Margrave for Henry, to only cite two examples). But, perhaps because angst sells better or it’s just easier to write, people seem to add in a co-dependency that’s just not in the base material. For instance, when Hans is taken hostage in Maleshov. Henry is of course very worried about him, and mentions rescuing Capon many times on his own will during dialogues, without the player’s intervention. But in game, it’s not as if life stops existing altogether without Hans for Henry. He will seek people out who have informations, works out a plan with allies, executes it, gets into Maleshov, etc. But he does plenty other minor tasks in the meantime. He stops at inns and asks for news and helps NPCs with their issues. He explores a bit. He lives. Even as Hans is held captive. Of course I suppose that comes down to how you see Henry as a character. That being said, I’m getting rather annoyed with co-dependent Hansry being portrayed as the perfect love. Because co-dependency, unsurprisingly, is actually rather unhealthy. Just because they are apart doesn’t mean they’re coming undone. Christ, they are apart during almost the two whole games. On the contrary, a couple falling apart completely the second they are out of each other’s sight sounds more disturbing than adorable to me. Still, I can understand that desperate, knightly, French romantisme love and loss might appeal better for a fanbase. Alright bring in the windows.

#457

[kcdconfessions]

need more ghostvan! love my little undead guy <3

#456

[kcdconfessions]

janosh has insane drip

all his outfits are fire and he knows it

#455

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ahh i will never get over the immense joy i experience everytime that i remember that hansry are canon <3 like, they just did that. a fantastically written, gripping queer romance and it's just like, there? i think this is the first time i've ever been in a fandom where that has been the case (and the fact that it's between two main characters? a main character and the protagonist? and not just two side characters?) and it just makes me so so happy!

i love it here! i love this fandom and i love kcd and i love all of you and i love love <3

#454

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I was watching a video essay and yep it’s a grudge I’ll always hold. TLOU 2 I mean (spoil although it’s been a while so you should know this if you like the franchise). The way they killed the ex main character is so completely moronic. Imagine KCD 3 releases and you play as Heinrich or something, and after 2 hours of playing, you get in an ambush with Henry and Hans and Henry gets hacked to pieces by an axe by some npc who screams "REMEMBER MALESHOV?! YOU KILLED MY UNCLE THERE!". And then during the whole game your goal is to find that npc and kill them. Except at the end you don’t actually kill them. Fucking stupid all of it, idea and execution. KCD describes you how to deal with vengeance (in a way) and it’s not the Steven universe way. Imagine if Henry didn’t kill Toth and was just like "I’ll get my sword back now, be better in the future, farewell" we’d all have gone insane. Sorry it came out as a rant lol. I love KCD so much and fucking hate TLOU 2.

#453

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i really like lichtenstein, one of the few nobles in the games i actually respect

#452

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i feel like hans is the most bi man to ever bi and it's always a bit strange to me when people write him as completely gay or straight, like, that man is a disaster, let him be xd

#451

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i love theresa i love theresa i love theresai lovetheresailovetheresa!!! she is great!! i want more theresa content so bad, a whole dlc just about her! she's so cool and badass and fun and i really really like her <3

#450

[kcdconfessions]

Kind of prompted by confession #380 but I've been wondering about it for a while:

While I 100% agree that Liechtenstein (and other characters like Hans) are way too feminised by parts of the fandom, I don't really understand the idea that Liechtenstein's 'blondness'(?) is exaggerated. I know he used to have dark hair in the first kcd but in the second he is unrefutably blond? Or am I missing something?

(I absolutely agree with the rest of the post, also that too many people are just ignoring Sam's actual character and religion in favour of shipping him. I just don't really understand where the hate for portraying Liechtenstein with blond hair comes from, since it's his actual haircolour in the second game)

#449

💬 0  🔁 6  ❤️ 19 · The feminization of John of Liechtenstein by the fandom is to be studied. As well as the turning him into a blue eyed blon

[kcdconfessions]

Bloodly wish they would put mod support on console. I really want to mod the shit out the game but I can’t😔.

#448

[kcdconfessions]

On the topic of discovering who Henry's dad is: I'm embarrassed to say that when Radzig first showed up I mistakenly thought he was gonna be the annoying lord people kept pairing the protagonist with (hearing that there was a popular slash ship is why I started playing the game, but I knew nothing else about them). It became pretty clear that Radzig was nowhere near that annoying and when I started putting the hints together ("blue-blooded idler", the guards jokingly calling him lord, his hair having the same colour etc) I was like oh no. Oh no. So I was consumed by this question from pretty much the beginning of the game. I think it added to the experience though, lol.

#447

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The best dlc from both games is legacy of the forge. It has everything: home decor, homoerotic old men, guns, bossy old women, liars, and daddy issues.

#446

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re: #380, I'm curious why shipping Jamuel would be antisemitism in of itself? I'm asking this genuinely and with well meant intent.

#445

💬 0  🔁 6  ❤️ 19 · The feminization of John of Liechtenstein by the fandom is to be studied. As well as the turning him into a blue eyed blon

[kcdconfessions]

Hans fucked karolina in kcd1 and she liked it and he really liked it I know I was there in the bush

#444

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otto von bergow’s freshly shaved body dolphin smooth

#443