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jeremy mikaelson

Watching a smirk on the other’s face, Jeremy rolled his eyes a little. For a moment it felt like he had his Kol back. “Yeah…but you can always relive those…” Jeremy admitted with a small smile. “Yeah…your eyes… I mean you are Handsome Kol… and you have a unique accent….but you were…. I got to know a side to you I never saw before…” He stated. Jeremy was so unsure of his feelings right now. On one hand it felt like the last thirty years never happened… but then also he would be able to see those looks again like when Kol first looked so deep into his eyes, he never wanted it to end.  He looked towards the floor slowly.

❝ hate to break it to you, mate; but there’s only one side to me. or did you forget that over these supposed thirty years? so while I do enjoy you stroking my ego, I prefer you get to the point of this little game. ❞

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bonnie bennett

“most people appreciate them.” she mused with a shrug. “and i practically ooze confidence mikaelson, you clearly aren’t looking hard enough.”

❝ I’ve never had trouble looking hard enough. perhaps the little witch has simply lost her touch. ❞

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elijah mikaelson

❛   ––––––––  KATERINA.  ❜ elijah breathed.  ❛  she believes that she and i are husband and wife.  ❜

❝ katerina?? suppose the dreadful little trollop got what she always wanted. do tell me you don’t believe her. ❞

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elijah mikaelson

❛   ––––––––  while the psychotic one stands here and judge.  oh, how the tables have turned brother.  ❜ elijah spoke before placing the bottle back to his lips.   

❝ my, how you wound me. no judgement, simply mild amusement. tell me, what is it you are drinking away this time? ❞

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klaus mikaelson

–– “ Today’s different, brother. It has come to my knowledge that there are thirty years of my life that have vanished from my memory. So, yes, I’m bloody angry. ”

❝ do not tell me you believe any of that rubbish. and what’s it for you, married off to that wolf you keep around? or perhaps the little blonde that got away? ❞

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lukas mikaelson

“dunno, this place just doesn’t seem all that exciting so i’m not sure why people wanted to come back. i can’t claim that i have, i’ve just seen it before. i think it’s mainly drunks. fair enough, but wouldn’t punches be a little more satisfying?”

❝ bit of unfinished business for me here, mate. oh, mystic falls has its own sort of excitement. don’t fret, you’ll see it for yourself soon enough. ah, less satisfying is it? and have you ever broken a baseball bat against another’ back? ❞

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elijah mikaelson

❛   ––––––––  here’s to a wretched day.   ❜    

❝ the noble brother, drinking his woes away. ❞

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finn mikaelson

“Well.. I married Josette Parker and we have three children that I forgot about.. Though I do know we have twins and a younger son and she has twin daughters from her previous marriage.” Finn’s whole demeanor brightening up as he spoke about Jo.

❝ josette parker? and who the bloody hell is she? apparently a nobody if she married the likes of you. three children, eh? and have they come to mystic falls, as well? ❞

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sawyer mikaelson

“Well, I like having enough money to afford living by myself so yeah, going to have to deal with that bullshit. I don’t feel like being 40 and living with my parents, they’ll probably kill me”

❝ you think this rubbish will make you money? mate, you’ve got it all wrong. parents still do that, eh? ❞

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jeremy mikaelson

Jeremy blushed a little as Kol mentioned ruffling the sheets with him. “You have done… many times… and I know you did… and that I killed you and I regret that every day of my life… I…we just… how could I not fall for your eyes..” He admitted.

❝ have I now? the bloody witches could have at least left me with those memories. ❞ that typical kol mikaelson smirk formed on his features. ❝ my eyes? is that what it was? I surely would have thought it was my devilishly good looks, or even my accent. I’m told many love  it. ❞

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sawyer mikaelson

“Damn right, man,” he agreed, “but if I want any chance of a decent job I need to go through this hell”

❝ also, a waste of time. anything is more fun than this nonsense you have before you. ❞

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sawyer mikaelson

“Can someone remind me why becoming a full time student was a smart idea? A person can’t possibly deal with this much pressure”

❝ school is a waste of time, mate. ❞

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finn mikaelson

“You can deny it all you wish, Kol. I’m sure Jeremy will have no problem bringing out the photo albums and your wedding certificate as proof.”

❝ do not make me gag with such nonsense. and if these were true, these memories, what came of your pathetic life? ❞

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jeremy mikaelson

“Our lives… well it wasnt perfect…but we had a good life…dont you think?” Jeremy asked curiously.

❝ oh bloody hell. though I wouldn’t be opposed to ruffling the sheets with you, did we forget that I’ve tried to kill you? or better yet, that you killed me. remind me how this supposed life started from there? ❞

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jeremy mikaelson

“Well, although I can see people I haven’t seen in years… being back in Mystic Falls isn’t…my ideal situation…”

❝ hello mate. come to remind me of our happy lives outside of this pathetic town? ❞

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addison mikaelson

“Undoubtedly, but you’ll soon figure out shits far more fucked up than usual. Even for the Mikaelsons. A little amnesia is nothing magic can’t accomplish hell I’ve used and abused those spells it since I was twelve. All of you being reverted to younger selves however is cause for intrigue. Believe me or don’t, I am your niece. My father is Klaus, in case you were wondering by which of your siblings.”

❝ my family is always messed up. you would know that, were you actually a mikaelson. oh yes, darling; magic is a wonderful tool. a witch can steal memories, alter memories, even create false memories. simply at the flick of a delicate wrist. ah, so you are a witch? a true mikaelson witch, as you so believe. nik, that’s who you believe your father is? my, that is most unfortunate. if I were you, I surely would have gone with elijah. he’s much more tame. ❞

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finn mikaelson

“It’s not my fault if you can’t remember your own husband, Kol.”

❝ remembering would mean these are true memories, however, that is just bloody impossible. ❞