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I'd rather be in outer space đž
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trying on a metaphor
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@keeeighley
Here is a cow enjoying a nice bath. Thatâs all.
i canât help but wonder what kind of irreversible damage i did to myself by staying up until 4am every night as a teen and then getting up at 6:30 for school. like looking back i realize why i was depressedâŠ.. fjdnsnsn my brain was begging me for some rest. anyone in high school right now reading this please go to bed
I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes
Humans and cats
The fastest way to get someone to be your friend is to ask them about their cat.
No, really.
Humans will go on for days about the tiny predators that live in their houses, they give them names and assign personalities, they love to show off wounds the cats have inflicted on them, they will whip out hundreds of pictures that may all look the same to you but I promise, even a modicum of appreciation will garner you the friendship you seek.
Once asked, the question is understood to be permanently on the table, and your human friend will give you cat updates from time to time. Nod and appreciate them. When the cat dies, the human will deeply mourn, so best to offer what comfort you can as if sympathizing over a deceased family member.
This will win you the humanâs trust forever.
What the fuk.
girl WHAT
I donât know whatâs funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD
âI told you to stop chasing them damn birdsâ
animals; theyâre just like us
..and now for my next trick i will break my own heart by exaggerating my place in someoneâs life
my favorite Millennial Thingâą is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly itâs a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic
Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think itâs one of the best things about us.
So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the worldâs collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we arenât going to use it.
My dad always get mad when I do this. Heâs always like âWe didnât need to know.â That makes no sense to me. Why would that make me ignore my ability to learn something? I donât always *need* to know but that doesnât mean Iâm going to pass up an opportunity to learn something new.
Why carry a supercomputer around in your pocket if youâre not gonna use it?
I actually think the ability to do this has made us all a little more humble in our opinions. You canât just confidently make an argument based on incorrect facts. Wikipedia is always there to undermine you and I love that.
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That explains so much about our parents generation.
Mindfulness can be useful for literally E V E R Y O N E, but I found it particularly helpful for anxietyâ this exercise got me out of the house and functioning again.  °Ëâ§*âą Â Shop, Patreon, Book, Mailing List *âą. â§Ë°`
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i rly like chinese plus sized fashion bc they use models who arenât just hourglass/pear shaped, a lot of them have wide waists and larger arms and its so nice to see that like too much in american plus size they try to only show models who have the coke bottle figure in some way and its like cute but thats not gonna help me when i buy the garment and it looks totally different on me.Â
like u almost NEVER see models wit these proportions for western plus sized clothes but like how cute is this???
NSNNSJSNSKSKZKOS
Just a reminder, but you do not need to âearnâ being tired.
Youâre allowed to be tired, even if you havenât âdoneâ anything and youâre allowed to be tired even if you did less than someone else.
Being tired is a normal thing your body does for a whole plethora of reasons, and is a basic bodily function. You donât need to âearnâ basic bodily functions, no matter what anyone else tells you.
hey hey hey this is really important, especially as a reminder to people with disorders that cause chronic exhaustion.
valentineâs day is the best holiday regardless of relationship status bc it is the one holiday geared towards sexiness, good food, pretty flowers, gift giving, little hearts, and most importantly
no family obligations
drink some wine! wear cute undies! have some chocolate! make some cards! have a blast today ya hedonists!