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we're not kids anymore.
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@jadedanddark
Sing with me:
If their blog has only two posts that's a bot! 👏👏
If their likes page is all porn gifs that's a bot! 👏👏
If there's bootlick in the comments
If their takes are total nonsense
You can block report ignore, cause that's a bot! 👏👏
(I spent way too long on this😭)
Comic by Matthew Shultz for Dune Zine Issue 100
Biting and scratching and foaming at the mouth because I am having feelings about Moby Dick again.
Sadly my favorite audiobook recording for this is gone from the library system. But i have found an acceptable substitute after a few tries!
The ones that didn't make the cut make me insane. Why would you have Ishmael voiced by anyone other than the most idiot young man you can get? Why have an obvious Old telling this story? Like do you even understand what the book is about??
He IS old, as this is all his memory. But that's the point that's the point that's the point he's young again while he's telling it! Everyone is alive and doing what they love while he's telling it!! That's why it's seven hundred pages long, he's dragging it out on purpose, that's the POINT!!
Ishmael isn't even his name! It's a made-up name that he asked you to call him by in the very first sentence, and that name literally means "God is listening." He needs to tell the story and anybody who will listen is good enough and if nobody will listen then God will. And for the few moments that the story is going his people are alive and everything is okay.
Call him Ishmael. He's a young man.
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
Listened to this on my way to work this morning!!
i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make
In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.
For non-bugfuckers, we got you covered:
I've been watching the Batman animated series for the first time and it very much lives up to the hype, especially the episodes i see gifsets of the most (Babydoll, Twoface intro, you know the ones).
But i feel like Tumblr is sleeping on the forcefemmed werewolf episode. You know. Where the guy is given timberwolf estrogen until he becomes a literal werewolf.
I would not lie to you.
The Death of Robin Hood is pissing me off, man. "This isn't the story you know! This isn't the legend you've been told!"
I've literally been getting dark and gritty Robin Hood retellings my entire life. Fuck you, you're not special.
The closest thing to a lore-accurate Robin Hood in my lifetime was an episode of Star Trek, man. Don't start with me.
Does he mean nothing to you
Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.
Not to one up this but.
I am blessed enough that I know my genius artist friend IRL and I have been frothing about her OCs in the insanely detailed world she's built for them over the last (checks notes) holy shit 27? It's 27 years she's spent on these.
ANYWAY I dug deep into her old username on deviant art, found the sixty page webcomic she drew in ballpoint pen back in 2008, printed it all and had it bound professionally to give her as a birthday gift. She looked like she wanted to die, 10/10 best gift ever
My hot take:
Neon Genesis Evangelion and Halo should switch titles.
Thank you.
Wife guys
Frodo: I can't put this burden on you, Sam...the Ring would destroy you...
Sam: (thinking about how it literally didn't) idk I feel like it's pretty easy to resist?
Frodo: no, the temptation is severe
Sam: ok well you trust Strider right? Let's ask him to settle this
Aragorn: the Ring is literally easy to resist
Sam: see
Frodo: doesn't count, it's different for men than hobbits
Sam: hey Pippin is the Ring easy to resist?
Pippin: what ring
We all got that one mutual who cares too much about a bunch real life British men who starved to death in the arctic circa 1847
They didn't have to do that. There was an Inuit tribe right there. They were that committed to starving to death. Just love of the game, babyyyyy
Blessed dash alignment
@caclancydanger
I feel like as a fandom we don't talk enough about the time Cassie took a giant shit directly in front of Visser Three. On purpose. She knew he was there and actively made the decision to take a huge shit while he watched.
It was for the mission and for the sake of being undercover as an animal that habitually takes huge shits in front of people but still. It happened to a teenage girl and was such a tiny blip in the mountain of other traumatic stuff they did it didn't even register. But do you think they ever thought about it later.
Hades' secretary: Sir, there's a mortal down by the beach. He and a boatload of others got past the gates.
Hades: is he trying to break in and pull out a soul?
Secretary: no sir
Hades: did he mess with my dog? I hate it when they do that
Secretary: also no, sir. He talked to a couple souls but just left them where they were. Now he seems to be having some sort of meltdown.
Hades: which mortal, specifically
Secretary: Odysseus. Like half your family has beef with him for various reasons.
Hades: oh is HE why there was suddenly over five hundred souls to deal with in the space of an instant? That fucker--
Secretary: no sir that was actually the doing of your brother Posidon. In fact it appears that Posidon's ex is the one who let them in with magic.
Hades:
Hades: Let him do whatever he needs to do and leave whenever he wants. We're cool.
