Shadowleaf

I am a messed up KOTLC, PJO, Warriors, HG and HP fan. I post idiot jokes.

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KOTLC MEMES YAY

None of these are mine. Please wheeze to your pleasure!

Hope you liked these! Let me know if you want more! (I will still post more anyways but I wanted to sound polite.)

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Lady Galvin X Cape~

Lady Galvin: No- how- what did that brown eyed gremlin do to you-

Cape: Do- do-not *wheeze* bother *coughcough*

Lady Galvin: But, darling-

Cape: I- *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH* might- not *wheezeextraordinaire* make it…

Lady Galvin: You will! My love, you will. I will spend the rest of my days creating a solvent to save you-

Cape, in snobbish cape accent: Tis- tis be too late, my love- *clutches destroyed cape part w/ cape hands* *COUGHWHEEZEYACK*

Lady Galvin: No- sweetheart- there MUST be a way- *sheds tear*

Keefe, eavesdropping: SHE CRIED!

Sophie: *death stare*

Keefe: Sorry, I’ll shut up. *whispering* BUT SHE CRIED

Lady Galvin: Oh- how can I save you-

Cape: You can’t… *COUGHINGFESTYAHOO*

Lady Galvin: I CAN, and I WILL. Please. Beloved, stay with me.

Cape: *smiles weakly like all capes obv do* Let me- *COUGHCOUGH* *spits out cape equivalent to blood* go.

Lady Galvin: No, honey, no- I could never live with myself.

Cape: WHHEEEEEEEEZE* Prot- *cough* the *cough* moonl- *coughcoughshudderspitshudderconvulsioneeek*

Cape: *dies*

Lady Galvin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY- MY CAPE- MY BELOVED CAPE- MY TRUE FOREVER LOVE- I LOVED YOU WITH ALL MY BEING HOW- No…

Keefe: You owe me a box of Prattles Foster. Bet you she’d wail more than 3 times.

Sophie: *facepalm*

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Ehe~ KOTLC Jokes

Ro: You sure he won’t figure out this time?

Keefe: Nah, Bangs Boy doesn’t have enough neurones!

Tam, in the next room: KEEFE! I WILL SUFFOCATE YOU IN DARKNESS.

Keefe, smile faltering: Ok so maybe he has more brain cells than I thought. BUT THAT’S OK. Because I have Foster to unleash inflictor range upon him right?

Right?

Sophie: *facepalms*

Keefe: *suffocates in darkness*

Ro, cleaning her nails: Oop. Was I supposed to stop that?