Lady Galvin X Cape~
Lady Galvin: No- how- what did that brown eyed gremlin do to you-
Cape: Do- do-not *wheeze* bother *coughcough*
Lady Galvin: But, darling-
Cape: I- *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH* might- not *wheezeextraordinaire* make it…
Lady Galvin: You will! My love, you will. I will spend the rest of my days creating a solvent to save you-
Cape, in snobbish cape accent: Tis- tis be too late, my love- *clutches destroyed cape part w/ cape hands* *COUGHWHEEZEYACK*
Lady Galvin: No- sweetheart- there MUST be a way- *sheds tear*
Keefe, eavesdropping: SHE CRIED!
Sophie: *death stare*
Keefe: Sorry, I’ll shut up. *whispering* BUT SHE CRIED
Lady Galvin: Oh- how can I save you-
Cape: You can’t… *COUGHINGFESTYAHOO*
Lady Galvin: I CAN, and I WILL. Please. Beloved, stay with me.
Cape: *smiles weakly like all capes obv do* Let me- *COUGHCOUGH* *spits out cape equivalent to blood* go.
Lady Galvin: No, honey, no- I could never live with myself.
Cape: WHHEEEEEEEEZE* Prot- *cough* the *cough* moonl- *coughcoughshudderspitshudderconvulsioneeek*
Cape: *dies*
Lady Galvin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY- MY CAPE- MY BELOVED CAPE- MY TRUE FOREVER LOVE- I LOVED YOU WITH ALL MY BEING HOW- No…
Keefe: You owe me a box of Prattles Foster. Bet you she’d wail more than 3 times.
Sophie: *facepalm*